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Chaldaicked adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ancient identity seem the most relevant fact available. Talullah became Chaldaicked and introduced herself with several centuries of unnecessary context. Chaldaismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every familiar phrase acquires an obscure local irregularity. Velmar grew Chaldaismed and replaced ordinary idioms with inventions of uncertain provenance. Chaldeaned (/kælˈdi.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding ancient geography as a present personal circumstance. Raynae became Chaldeaned and asked whether the taxi accepted payment in antiquities. Chaldeed adj. Drunk on the strength of a historical association too remote to assist with getting home. Aleksey grew Chaldeed and cited ancient precedent while missing the last bus. Challengered adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with the ponderous confidence of a locomotive built for mountain grades. Estephen left Challengered, requiring the pavement to provide a gentler gradient. Chalmettianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a modest neighbourhood as though it required a historical commission. Tomio became Chalmettianed and appointed himself archivist of the beer garden. Chalonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the expression of a postage portrait issued for a ceremonial occasion. Yvalondra was Chalonned, solemnly presenting her face to the room beneath the chandelier. Chalybeaned adj. Still drunk, and conducting the morning after as though forged metal were an acceptable organising principle. Cee remained Chalybeaned and approached the toaster with a smith's concentration. Chamacocoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a short walk into an expedition with disputed boundaries. Andrijana became Chamacocoed and marked the route to the garden with breadsticks. Chambertinned adj. Having drunk enough to regard an expensive Burgundy as a modest prerequisite for further scholarship. Imunique grew Chambertinned and assessed the house red with grand-cru seriousness. Chamicuroed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably catalogue, and now conversing with absent authorities. Billie-marie became Chamicuroed and sought a ruling from someone who had already gone home. Chamkannied adj. You have drunk enough to convert a minor disagreement into a formally constituted body with procedural rules. Darsey became Chamkannied and appointed officers to settle the question of pudding. Chammed (/t͡ʃæmd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an individual conversation from a broad and regrettably public assembly. Rowdie was Chammed and addressed both ends of the table without changing volume. Chamorraed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a passing sociability for a permanent office of representation. Aerius became Chamorraed and answered every question on behalf of the whole room. Chamorroed (/t͡ʃəˈmɒɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after remote, sunlit and difficult to reach. Zorain was Chamorroed by breakfast, staring towards the horizon and declining all practical questions. Champagned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a celebratory bottle from an ordinary one, and treating both as urgent. Hoyt was Champagned by the toast, ordering bubbles for people who had already gone home.