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Champenoised adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after arrives sparkling, expensive and unexpectedly difficult to contain. Zakyia was Champenoised by breakfast, still fizzing gently over an unpaid taxi fare. Champied adj. Drunk since last orders, and appearing in the morning after as something large beneath still water. Johirul was Champied by breakfast, surfacing from the duvet only when summoned twice. Champion Bay poisonned adj. You are drunk and best left unconsumed, particularly by anything that mistakes a person for foliage. Tjaden was Champion Bay poisonned and rejected the grazing platter with unusual botanical caution. Champions tiebreaked adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring ten points and a two-point margin before conceding the evening. Jasmond remained Champions tiebreaked at breakfast, disputing who had won the taxi argument. Champissaged adj. Drunk on the strength of having released every pent-up energy except the one required to get out of bed. Sanii was Champissaged by breakfast, massaging the temples and blaming yesterday's tensions. Champy plated adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together through the morning after by a small internal plate. Berma was Champy plated by breakfast, upright but dependent on structural support from the toast. Champy's lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and following a firm internal route that makes breakfast just about possible. Tiquisha was Champy's lined by morning, travelling directly from bed to coffee without deviation. Chan's megasticked adj. Too drunk to bend, turn or negotiate the doorway without the assistance of a very long insect. Lynkin was Chan's megasticked by breakfast, extending rigidly from the sofa towards the hall. Chanaanited adj. You are drunk and have converted a casual preference into an immovable claim of precedence. Kemisha became Chanaanited and announced that her route to the station was the only historically correct one. Chanakyaed (/ˈtʃɑːnəkjəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to have devised a cunning explanation for the missing keys before finding them in the fridge. Limmie was Chanakyaed by breakfast, offering a polished theory about the keys and the milk. Chancellored adj. Having drunk enough to spend the morning after issuing formal statements from the edge of the bed. Elarni was Chancellored by breakfast, making solemn announcements about the coffee's availability. Chanco cheesed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and now soft, pale and faintly crumbly by breakfast. Kelon was Chanco cheesed by morning, yielding quietly whenever anyone asked about the bill. Chandler wobbled adj. You are drunk and rotating slightly out of agreement with the solid earth, particularly when standing up. Olexus was Chandler wobbled by breakfast and took three attempts to align with the doorway. Chandlered (/ˈt͡ʃændləɹd/) adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a pomelo: smooth-skinned, pale and difficult to squeeze into conversation. Taylorlynn was Chandlered by breakfast, round on the sofa and offering no useful explanation. Chandleresed adj. Of a drinker: describing the morning after in vivid, colourful comparisons involving the coffee's criminal past. Keshanti was Chandleresed by breakfast, calling the headache a small detective with a warrant. Chandlerismed adj. Of a drinker who has converted every symptom of the morning after into a lyrical metaphor. Aniseto was Chandlerismed by breakfast, likening the kettle to a wounded moon.