Chanelismed
Chantilly-Tiffanied

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Chanelismed adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning after to clean lines, dark glasses and one carefully chosen complaint. Justinkyle was Chanelismed by breakfast, rejecting the crowded kitchen in favour of simpler arrangements. Chanelled adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning after look deliberate, costly and faintly monochrome. Lucifer was Chanelled by breakfast, immaculate above the waist and unable to locate his shoes.
Changmaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every ordinary introduction as an occasion for formal ethnography. Savonna became Changmaed and supplied footnotes to an entirely unremarkable conversation. Changthangied adj. The state of being drunk and cashmere-soft, high above ordinary concerns until the headache descends. Elfa was Changthangied by breakfast, wrapped in softness and unwilling to descend from the sofa. Changxingianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after belongs to an older geological age. Cath was Changxingianed by breakfast, buried beneath blankets and apparently millions of years from recovery. Channed (/tʃænd/) adj. Still drunk, and awaiting sudden enlightenment from an indirect route involving tea and several hours. Zebariah remained Channed at breakfast, contemplating the kettle without touching it. Channel Island foxed adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated into a small territory and will defend its blankets until noon. Arvester was Channel Island foxed by breakfast, guarding the duvet from all unnecessary visitors. Channel Island milked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become creamy, pale and inclined to separate from the morning's more solid arrangements. Seyon was Channel Island milked by breakfast, pale in the mug light and slow to settle. Channel Islandered adj. Reduced by drink to a small, isolated community whose borders the morning after must approach carefully. Jayonah was Channel Islandered by breakfast, occupying the sofa as though customs clearance were required. Channellocksed adj. Softened by drink into adjustable pliers, closing upon the nearest mug and releasing it only with assistance. Zayani was Channellocksed by breakfast, gripping the coffee mug at whatever angle seemed available. Chanteclered adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the cold cannot possibly apply to you. Nev went outside in shirtsleeves to demonstrate that winter had been overstated, thoroughly Chanteclered. Chantillied adj. Still drunk, and grooming yourself for an audience that has already gone home. Garna spent twenty minutes arranging her fringe in the taxi, impressively Chantillied. Chantilly creamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a decorative topping from a sufficient supper. Fray declared the dessert nutritionally complete and went home Chantilly creamed. Chantilly laced adj. Having drunk enough to make every conversation intricate, delicate, and needlessly detailed. Judee became Chantilly laced and explained the seating plan through six ornamental qualifications. Chantilly porcelained adj. Having drunk more than your composure can bear, while remaining convinced you are extremely well made. Turquoise went Chantilly porcelained and accepted the broken lamp as evidence of superior craftsmanship.
Chantilly-Tiffanied adj. You have drunk enough to become elegant, long-haired, and entirely opposed to being moved. Carree got Chantilly-Tiffanied and occupied the best chair for the remainder of the evening.