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Chanukah bushed adj. Softened by drink into a seasonal shrub, decorated with coats and left beside the closing bar. Frankie-j was Chanukah bushed, festooned with scarves while waiting for a taxi home. Chao Phraya giant catfished adj. You are drunk and proceeding beneath notice until your size makes that impossible. Ovida went Chao Phraya giant catfished through the buffet, surfacing whenever fresh plates appeared. Chaoskampfed adj. Of a drinker: confidently challenging the evening's primordial disorder with a further round. Amiliyah became Chaoskampfed and attempted to reconcile three arguments by ordering another bottle. Chaourced adj. Of a drinker who has gone soft, creamy, and unexpectedly difficult to separate from the sofa. Alecander grew Chaourced and regarded the armchair as a natural extension of his person. Chap lapsed adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly drives past the same place, mistaking recurrence for progress. Tayveon went Chap lapsed and suggested one more circuit would clarify the route home. Chapelonned adj. A drinker who gathers steam slowly, then commits to an irreversible course with engineering confidence. Joezette became Chapelonned and set off to reorganise the kitchen at considerable speed. Chapman coded adj. A drinker so far gone that every address becomes a three-letter abbreviation of uncertain authority. Azreal got Chapman coded and labelled the coat cupboard as though filing county records. Chapman sticked adj. The state of being drunk and treating every surface as an opportunity for extended musical explanation. Dasaun went Chapman sticked and played the table while explaining twelve-string technique. Chapman's antshriked adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers small, sharp objections from an otherwise unremarkable perch. Tremere became Chapman's antshriked and objected to each proposal from behind the curtains. Chapman's zebraed adj. The drunkenness of one who alternates between perfectly orderly intentions and obvious deviations. Marlenis was Chapman's zebraed, changing from sensible budgeting to champagne without warning. Chapman-Robbins bounded adj. Reduced by drink to a lower limit of confidence, beneath which further evidence cannot take you. Leeland became Chapman-Robbins bounded and insisted his estimate could not possibly fall further. Chappismed adj. Softened by drink into an admirer of tweed, waistcoats, and decisions made beside a leather armchair. Erinoluwa went Chappismed and declared the pub's ordinary coat rack historically significant. Chappisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined advocate of waistcoats, manners, and impractical headwear. Arshveer became Chappisted and challenged the jukebox in the name of proper evening dress. Chappuis absorptioned adj. Loosened by drink into absorbing every coloured light in the room, particularly those signalling departure. Devantre went Chappuis absorptioned and watched the blue bar lights as though they contained instructions. Chapter 7'd adj. Emboldened by drink to liquidate your remaining resources while confidently claiming creditor protection. Kadeem went Chapter 7'd and spent his rent on rounds for people he had just met. Charanned adj. Slowed by drink to a reverent pace, treating an ordinary doorway as a site of great importance. Thimothy became Charanned and approached the pub's exit with ceremonial deliberation.