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CBT'd adj. You have drunk enough to dispute your own thoughts and replace them with another round. Caseyleigh got CBT'd and treated the bar tab as an unhelpful belief. CBT-I'd adj. Of a drinker who has solved insomnia by making the bedside lamp a conversational companion. Krisina was CBT-I'd and negotiated with the lamp until dawn. CBTped adj. Describing a drinker who treats every strange pub remark as a symptom requiring a plan. Samaad was CBTped and formulated a treatment pathway for the jukebox. CBV'd adj. The state of being drunk and changing colour at every stage of the journey home. Nciholas was CBV'd and declared the taxi rank green, then immediately amber. CBVIR'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that visual evidence is being requested, and supplying opinions instead. Arlice went CBVIR'd and identified the blurred doorway as a famous actor. CBW'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the snack table constitutes chemical and biological warfare. Deilani was CBW'd and regarded the buffet as a theatre of mutually assured contamination. CBX'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reacting to ordinary fruit as though it required toxicological advice. Grovene was CBX'd and warned everyone that the fruit bowl had consequences. CBerred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a radio conversation conducted between two valleys. Letisia became CBerred and waited several seconds before replying to the crisps. CC RAM'd adj. Drunk and storing the evening's charge in temporary cells, all of which fail by breakfast. Yasemin got CC RAM'd and forgot the address while still repeating it confidently. CC boyed (/ˈsiːˌsiː bɔɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a perfectly ordinary night acquires the solemnity of a minor theatrical production. Millena got CC boyed and accepted a cloakroom ticket as an invitation to perform. CC'd adj. Slowed by drink to repeating the same departure instructions on successive coats and receipts. Kylicia got CC'd and copied the taxi address onto every available coat ticket. CCA'd adj. Drunk beyond certifying anyone's authority, including your own, and requiring several signatures for tea. Jenis became CCA'd and demanded certification before accepting the breakfast tray. CCB'd adj. Softened by drink into braking gently for every coat, chair and person encountered on the way out. Humphrey got CCB'd and made three careful stops between the bar and the taxi rank. CCC'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where separation, circulation, and chromatography remain distinguishable from spilling wine on the table. Gwynavere got CCC'd and attempted to separate the evening into its component parts with a napkin. CCCC'd adj. You are drunk and conducting a countercurrent exchange between competing versions of yourself. Rickisha got CCCC'd and maintained three incompatible conversations without allowing any to conclude. CCD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and mysteriously absent from the group despite having been present moments earlier. Trenese was CCD'd before the coats were collected, leaving Calani to explain her disappearance.