cis-centrismed
cisboyed

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cis-centrismed adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming the household has arranged itself around your preferred chair. Tnisha grew cis-centrismed and objected when the glass of water appeared on the wrong table. cis-diamminedichloroplatinumed adj. Drunk and chemically committed to the sofa, where movement has become theoretical.
cis-femaled adj. Drunk enough to proceed on the assumption that a confident self-description settles every practical question. Tysa was cis-femaled and appointed herself the evening's authority on who should call a taxi. cis-guyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that every bloke present is plainly on your side. Kashaan became cis-guyed and offered tactical advice to a man watching the darts. cis-maled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an untested hunch into an instruction for everyone nearby. Rykia went cis-maled and redirected the queue towards a door marked private. cis-privileged adj. Too drunk to notice that repeated accommodation has been mistaken for permission. cis-supremacied adj. A drinker who has ranked the room according to a private doctrine and misplaced the list. Denzale became cis-supremacied and attempted to distribute status cards at the buffet. cis-terred adj. Drunk and addressing every woman in the room as though a sisterhood conference were in session. Lacara became cis-terred and welcomed the coat-check attendant to the evening’s imagined congress. cis-trans isomered adj. Drunk to the point where you alternate between the sofa and the kitchen without settling in either. Jasonlee went cis-trans isomered between the sofa and fridge until the door alarm intervened. cis-trans isomerismed adj. Drunk enough to place the same glass on opposite sides of every available surface. Kurtis became cis-trans isomerismed, moving his water from one side of the sofa to the other. cis-womanned adj. Having drunk enough to issue a firm decision on the basis that being certain is the same as being right. cisaprided (/ˈsɪs.əˌpɹaɪdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your stomach, yet still preparing toast for it. Larenda, cisaprided, prescribed two slices of toast and a cautious glass of water. cisatracuriumed adj. Drunk beyond useful muscular instruction, with one hand still reaching for the water. Aasiyah was cisatracuriumed on the sofa, her glass remaining just beyond reach. cisbianed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is treated as both destination and complete evening plan. Stepheon was cisbianed by ten and declined the kitchen in favour of the left-hand cushion. cisbied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the biscuit tin and the water jug equally significant. Nikkei, cisbied after dinner, gave equal attention to the biscuit tin and the tap.
cisboyed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the television remote beneath a perfectly visible cushion. Ndrea was cisboyed and searched beneath the cushion where the remote was plainly resting.