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cisgenicsed adj. A drinker who modifies the kitchen's usual arrangement until the sofa becomes the centre of cultivation. Elisha-mai was cisgenicsed and relocated the entire snack supply beside the sofa. cisgirled adj. Drunk to a degree that the distinction between the person ordering the round and the person drinking it has vanished. Chalissa got cisgirled and bought herself a pint, then thanked herself for the thought. cisguyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to call every passing man ‘mate’ with renewed conviction. Venita was cisguyed, assuring the doorman that they had always understood one another. cisheted (/ˈsɪs.hɛtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every conversation is heading towards an uncomplicated date. Baeleigh got cisheted and mistook a discussion of bus times for flirtation. cisheteronormativitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and assuming every couple in the pub has precisely the same arrangement. Elzy got cisheteronormativitied and congratulated two brothers on their anniversary. cisheteropatriarchied (/ˌsɪsˌhɛtəɹəˈpeɪtɹiɑɹkid/) adj. Still drunk, and appointing the nearest man chairman of every discussion, including one about the jukebox. Jadison became cisheteropatriarchied and handed the pub quiz answers to a passing gentleman. cisided adj. Too drunk to leave the beer mat alone, having mistaken its tiny beetle illustration for a companion. Riad got cisided and spent ten minutes offering the beer mat a share of his crisps. cisidentitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to introduce your birth certificate as though it were a guest at the bar. Nalyn got cisidentitied and showed the barman a document nobody had requested. cisinteractioned adj. Having drunk enough to keep bringing two people together, provided they are already standing on the same side of the bar. Sussan got cisinteractioned and repeatedly introduced the same pair across the dartboard. cislationed adj. Having drunk more than the licensing laws can comfortably explain, and attempting to translate the pub into plain English. Arlo got cislationed and rendered the chalkboard menu into solemn legal language. cislesbianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a perfectly ordinary choice into an unexpectedly authoritative conclusion. Daine became cislesbianed and declared the quietest table to be the official headquarters. cislocatived (/sɪsˈlɒkəˌtɪvd/) adj. You have drunk enough to place every object beside another, never quite where it was left. Lindzi became cislocatived and put the salt cellar beside the coat peg. cismadinoned adj. You are drunk and prescribing another small measure as the established treatment for all complaints. Zhen got cismadinoned and recommended a half to everyone troubled by the weather. cismaled adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking volume, certainty and correctness for the same thing. Kmaya became cismaled and defended the wrong address with considerable administrative confidence. cismanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently assuming that persistence has become a form of expertise. Taric got cismanned and spent twenty minutes improving a door that was already open. cismasculinitied adj. Of a drinker: intent on projecting sturdy confidence while losing an argument with the hand dryer. Dontate got cismasculinitied and challenged the hand dryer to a test of character.