cismethrinned
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cismethrinned adj. Of a drinker who has become chemically determined to repel every moth near the beer garden. Breseis got cismethrinned and conducted a defensive operation against the pub garden moths. cisnessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the evening as a straightforward continuation of whatever happened before the first pint.
cisnormativitied adj. A drinker who assumes every table contains the same arrangement of people, drinks and domestic expectations. Drita got cisnormativitied and asked two friends which one was responsible for the mortgage. cisoided adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence oscillates between two points without reaching either. Izumi became cisoided and revisited the same opinion at steadily greater volume. cispatriarchied adj. The state of being drunk and granting the biggest voice in the room to the man nearest the peanuts. Kialani got cispatriarchied and appointed a stranger to chair the discussion about taxis. cispersonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and still appointing yourself to duties created only by your own confidence. Shyeeda went cispersonned and began supervising the pavement outside a closed library. cisphobed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards an ordinary introduction as a looming administrative threat. Kyrstal got cisphobed and hid behind the optics machine when strangers approached. cisphobiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees a simple question about names as an ambush requiring immediate retreat. Saani got cisphobiaed and fled the bar after being asked whose round it was. cisplatined adj. Reduced by drink to two measured movements, each followed by a brief and unnecessary pause. Dahiana was cisplatined, taking the stairs in two cautious stages and consulting the banister. cisplatinned (/sɪsˈplæt.ɪnd/) adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable double act, with each sentence arriving in two carefully separated parts. Gayola got cisplatinned and delivered every anecdote in two solemn instalments. cisplatinumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but cytotoxic opinion about the pub's choice of music. Kingston got cisplatinumed and diagnosed the jukebox with a serious defect in taste. cisprivileged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard good fortune as authorisation for increasingly ambitious decisions. Hristopher became cisprivileged and attempted to settle the restaurant's till with loose foreign coins. cisregulationed adj. Still drunk, and directing every nearby conversation as though it required immediate transcription. Jyniah spent breakfast cisregulationed, assigning each remark to the person sitting nearest. cissaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a magpie from an invitation to admire its plumage. Terricka became cissaed and praised the garden bird for nearly twenty minutes. cissexismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the company by an imaginary principle and announce the categories. Jahmaal got cissexismed and delivered a hierarchy to guests who had asked about the pudding.
cissexisted adj. Having drunk enough to make prejudice sound like a considered personal philosophy. Author became cissexisted and explained his principles to the coat stand.