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cissexualitied adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and now treating an ordinary condition as a constitutional settlement. Ashrita got cissexualitied and delivered a lecture on normality beside the cloakroom. cissided adj. You have drunk enough to become a small beetle in spirit, and head beneath the furniture. Nechelle went cissided after midnight and disappeared beneath the sideboard. cissied (/ˈsɪsid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become ceremoniously delicate, and requires assistance with the crisps. Jasmyne got cissied and requested the crisps be opened with appropriate care. cissinged adj. You are drunk and leaving small, regrettable craters wherever your attention briefly lands. Amais became cissinged and dotted the freshly painted table with abandoned glasses. cissoided adj. Of a drinker: moving along an elaborate curve whose destination remains, regrettably, the kebab shop. Zairia wandered cissoided through the square, tracing a grand route towards the takeaway. cissplainered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a simple remark for an invitation to deliver a definitive explanation. Brittish got cissplainered and explained the subject back to someone who had raised it. cissplaininged adj. Describing a drinker who explains an obvious point at length, with the dignity of a public address. Mhari became cissplaininged and held forth on the topic to its original speaker. cissupremacied adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole evening is reorganised beneath an imaginary principle of superiority. Raynna got cissupremacied and appointed herself chair of a committee no one had formed. cissused adj. The state of being drunk and winding through the room like a woody vine seeking support. Dawndee went cissused and reached the kitchen by way of every available chair. cistacticitied adj. Reduced by drink to the highest degree of solemn precision concerning an entirely minor arrangement. Ashla became cistacticitied and aligned the beer mats with ecclesiastical accuracy. cistanbulosided adj. Softened by drink into a person of medicinal gentleness, unable to resist the sofa. Julaine went cistanbulosided and settled among the cushions before the speeches began. cistancinensided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every flaw in the room’s arrangements. Arantxa became cistancinensided and criticised the placement of the lampshade. cistanosided adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose conversation, posture and shoelaces have all given notice. Dontaz got cistanosided and untied his shoes without appearing to notice. cistecephalided adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt the low, determined bearing of an extinct mammal-like reptile. Zacorian became cistecephalided and advanced beneath the table in search of his phone. cisted (/ˈsɪstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who carries the evening’s sacred implements in a little ceremonial container. Jesusa became cisted and guarded the bottle opener as though it belonged to a temple. cistellaed adj. Slowed by drink to a protective casing, admitting only water, darkness and carefully selected conversation. Chiquila was cistellaed beneath the duvet, allowing in water but refusing all questions.