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Chartreuxed (/ʃɑːˈtɹɜːd/) adj. Too drunk to move without the quiet, blue-grey patience of a large household cat. Jona was Chartreuxed and settled beneath the table with considerable feline composure. Chasided adj. Of a drinker who has become devout about the next round and solemnly approved its arrival. Oba grew Chasided and blessed the crisps before passing them round. Chasidismed adj. Drunk enough to find spiritual significance in the pub's crisps, stools, and final orders. Mariselda got Chasidismed and discovered a lesson in the distribution of pork scratchings. Chasidused adj. Slowed by drink to contemplate Hasidic philosophy at length, before mistaking the coat stand for a rabbi. Hayven became Chasidused and delivered a solemn discourse to the umbrella stand. Chassagne-Montracheted adj. Sufficiently drunk to distinguish white from red wine only by where it has landed. Zikiria was Chassagne-Montracheted, identifying the wine by stains on the waistcoat. Chasselased adj. Having drunk enough to regard every pale round berry as a promising accompaniment to the next glass. Geovani was Chasselased and searched the bar snacks for a suitable white grape. Chassided adj. Describing a drinker who observes a private ritual involving the barmaid, the glass, and another round. Ivy-alice got Chassided and arranged the beer mats with unusual reverence. Chassidismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating pub rituals as ordinary, particularly the passing of the bowl. Mirl became Chassidismed and bowed slightly whenever the crisps came round. Chassidused adj. Drunk and treating every ordinary inconvenience as material for Hasidic thought. Athira grew Chassidused and found a profound lesson in the pub's sticking door. Chassiduted adj. Drunk to the point where Hasidic philosophy is brought to bear on the placement of one's chips. Marylene became Chassiduted and discussed the metaphysics of a dropped crisp. Chastacostaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ambitious solution from a door that is simply closed. Jaidah became Chastacostaed and tried to negotiate with the automatic lights. ChatGPT'd adj. Drunk enough to answer every question fluently, confidently, and not quite correctly. Medra got ChatGPT'd and explained the railway timetable to someone asking for directions. Chateau Cardboarded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a respectable vintage from a folded box beside the recycling. Damichael became Chateau Cardboarded and gave the empty carton a distinguished farewell. Chateau Migrained adj. Drunk beyond the point where tomorrow's headache can be regarded as a separate event. Marvic was Chateau Migrained and booked the morning after before reaching the taxi. Chatham Island pigeoned adj. Drunk, with the result that the room is crossed in brief, improbable bursts before a perch is sought. Kelia became Chatham Island pigeoned and settled on the highest available chair. Chatham Islands penguined adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a dignified waddle towards a species no longer available for comparison. Dowd was Chatham Islands penguined, waddling solemnly towards the coat hooks.