Chatham railed
Chauchated

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Chatham railed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the capacity for flight, though not the determination to reach the bar. Marcey was Chatham railed and advanced along the banquette by hand. Chathamited adj. Drunk on the strength of a political conviction remembered only as an excellent reason for another round. Arthella grew Chathamited and demanded a division over the last sausage roll.
Chatinoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the universal language of pointing at the crisps. Demetrian was Chatinoed and indicated the crisps with considerable diplomatic force. Chatkoied adj. Drunk to the extent of converting ordinary movement into a complete dance form. Shaniyia became Chatkoied and crossed the kitchen with formal footwork. Chatoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and already speaking as though a vanished frontier required explanation. Manoa became Chatoted and drew an elaborate border across the beermat. Chatroulettered adj. Drunk by closing time, and introducing yourself to strangers with the confidence of an accidental website. Ressa became Chatroulettered and opened three conversations with people she already knew. Chattanooganned adj. Still drunk, and possessed of a civic pride which extends to the nearest car park. Quadaisha was Chattanooganned and delivered a civic address beside the bins. Chatthied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the upper Weser as a sensible destination for the evening's remaining conversation. Jemia became Chatthied and proposed walking north until the geography improved. Chattied adj. Having drunk enough to summon an ancient Germanic precedent for remaining at the bar. Belenda was Chattied and cited antiquity when asked to leave the pub. Chatty Cathied adj. Having drunk more than conversation can reasonably contain, and continuing nevertheless. Edye got Chatty Cathied and narrated the entire taxi journey to the driver. Chauceresed adj. You have drunk enough to address the kebab shop in Middle English, with mixed results. Nikkeya became Chauceresed and requested a humble pie in language of great antiquity. Chaucerianaed (/tʃɔːˌsɪəɹɪˈɑːnəd/) adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by fourteenth-century significance, including a receipt for chips. Samajae was Chaucerianaed and treated the takeaway receipt as a literary artefact. Chaucerianed (/tʃɔːˈsɪəɹɪ.ənd/) adj. You are drunk and composing a pilgrimage whose destination is plainly the night bus. Taimur was Chaucerianed and assembled companions for the journey to the kebab shop. Chaucerianismed (/tʃɔːˈsɪəɹɪ.ənɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted every minor incident into a literary mannerism, chiefly dropping a fork. Jeree was Chaucerianismed and described the fallen fork in elaborate verse. Chaucerismed (/ˈt͡ʃɔːsəɹɪzəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced ordinary speech with antique phrasing, particularly for the word chips. Deboral grew Chaucerismed and requested chips in language of remarkable antiquity.
Chauchated adj. A drinker who advances in short, sustained bursts, as though the bar were a fortified position. Ashalina became Chauchated and crossed the room in brief, determined advances.