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cladoselachianed adj. Loosened by drink into an ancient, cartilage-supported manner of swimming through the crowd. Zee became cladoselachianed and navigated the reception by slow, lateral movements between the chairs. cladoselachided adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every social obstacle as a primitive predator would approach open water. Sora grew cladoselachided and advanced upon the karaoke queue with conspicuous prehistoric confidence. cladosporinned adj. Slowed by drink to a medicinal crawl, with each movement requiring an explanatory interval. Mackenzie became cladosporinned and took several minutes to negotiate the short distance to the lavatory. cladosporiosised adj. Drunk and afflicted with a spreading, darkly botanical uncertainty about the condition of one's own skin. Yamily was cladosporiosised and inspected the mottling on her hands beneath the lavatory light. cladothered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning person has acquired several ancestral forms and none can locate the slippers. Lumina was cladothered, moving through the flat with the uncertain dignity of an early mammal. cladotherianed adj. Drunk to the point where one begins reconstructing extinct relatives from the available members of the party. Mykal became cladotherianed and inferred an entire extinct family from three cousins at the buffet. cladoxylaleaned adj. Drunk enough to resemble a primitive plant: branched, immobile, and quietly ancestral to poor decisions. Alven grew cladoxylaleaned and stood branching beside the radiator, apparently ancestral to the evening's mistakes. cladoxyled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the present, and behaving like a fossilised ancestor of yourself. Jonae became cladoxyled and addressed the modern pub as though it were a deposit from deep time. cladoxylopsided adj. Drunk beyond present usefulness, yet plausibly ancestral to several less successful forms of behaviour. Davionna was cladoxylopsided, an apparent ancestor of every later mistake made near the coat stand. cladribined (/ˈklæ.dɹɪˌbind/) adj. Drunk in a way that selectively removes conversational cells while leaving the surrounding confidence intact. Maidie was cladribined, her evening selectively depleted of names, purposes, and the route home. cladused adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation sprouts a smaller, less defensible offshoot. Zahmiya was cladused, producing subordinate explanations until the original question disappeared. claesed (/kleːzd/) adj. A drinker who wakes to discover every garment has acquired an independent opinion about folding. Leonidis woke claesed, wearing yesterday's shirt inside out and defending the arrangement. clafoutied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after finds them set in batter, with fruit where recollection should be. clafoutised (/klɑfuːˈtiːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and baked into a soft, fruit-studded account of the previous evening. Gerica was clafoutised by dawn, answering questions with the softness of cooked batter. clagged (/klæɡd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes with thoughts adhering firmly to one another. Perryn was clagged the next morning, his explanation sticking halfway between each fact. claggumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has set solid overnight, darkly sweet and difficult to prise from the sofa. Jenita remained claggumed until noon, rising only when the tea had cooled.