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clamatoed (/kləˈmeɪtəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: seasoned with tomato, brine and the settled conviction that breakfast is medicinal. clambaked adj. Describing a drinker who has been heated through, informally entertained, and abandoned near the crisps. Chapelle was clambaked on the sofa, surrounded by empty bowls and one untouched glass of water. clambered (/ˈklæmbəd/) adj. A drinker who makes a difficult, haphazard ascent from the sofa towards the kitchen. Dilan clambered from the sofa and reached the tap after three uncertain attempts. clamberered adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey to the kitchen resembles an expedition up a hillside. Abhigna was clamberered and required a handrail to cross the flat between sofa and sink. clamberinged adj. The state of being drunk and attempting the sofa-to-kitchen crossing by whatever route remains available. clambrothed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired evenly spaced pale lines from the sofa throw. Maliyah woke clambrothed, marked neatly by the ribbing of the blanket. clamburgered adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined shellfish, bread and poor domestic judgement into dinner. Luan became clamburgered and assembled a sandwich around ingredients meant for tomorrow's lunch. clamdiggered adj. Drunk since last orders, and searching the bottom of the bowl for something that was never there. Shamela was clamdiggered, probing the beer mat as though supper lay beneath it. clameur de haroed adj. Drunk by the third round, and publicly invoking the Crown whenever anyone suggests leaving the pub. Shamair went clameur de haroed when Kirill tried to reclaim the corner seat. clamflated adj. Drunk by closing time, and spread across the sticky floor like an exposed tidal flat. Imanuel was clamflated beside the settle, surrounded by abandoned peanuts. clamjamfreyed adj. Still drunk, and arriving with a disorderly crowd wherever you attempt to stand. Glema came clamjamfreyed through the snug, collecting stragglers at every table. clamjamfried adj. Too drunk to impose any order on the people, coats and opinions gathered around you. Javon got clamjamfried and treated the queue for taxis as a committee meeting. clamjamphried adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary pub gathering into a confused and pressing multitude. Michille became clamjamphried after the ceilidh, marshalling everyone towards the wrong exit. clammed (/[kleəm]d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you closed tightly against conversation, like something awaiting the tide. Tareyn sat clammed on the sofa while the others debated takeaway options. clammered adj. Having drunk enough to dig methodically through every dish in search of the last available morsel. Henrikas was clammered, excavating the pickled onions with a cocktail stick. clamminessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire a damp forehead and a handshake best declined. Jind was clamminessed before the second quiz round and left fingerprints on the answer sheet.