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Chauffeured adj. Drunk, with the result that you appoint the nearest bystander to lead the expedition and blame them for the route. Anareli became Chauffeured and required three friends to navigate the short walk home. Chaumesed adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation acquires a soft rind, an orange cast, and several reluctant companions. Somiyah grew Chaumesed and made the whole table inspect her theory about French cheese. Chaurasiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming ceremonially solemn about an entirely ordinary exchange. Rossibell got Chaurasiaed and turned asking for crisps into a formal proceeding. Chaused adj. Drunk to the point where an obsolete spelling seems the clearest way to sign your name. Alonah became Chaused and corrected the barman's spelling before ordering another drink. Chausied adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become large, agile, and unexpectedly difficult for friends to contain. Sylvanna went Chausied and reached the high shelf before anyone could explain the plan. Chautauquaed (/ʃəˈtɔːkwəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering a travelling lecture to anyone unable to escape the tent. Renika became Chautauquaed and addressed the queue about civic responsibility. Chavanted adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave a gathering without collecting several companions and their unfinished business. Kaedynce was Chavanted, while Sachika retrieved coats for people who had already gone home. Chavismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the table requires a popular revolution before anyone orders another round. Tevita became Chavismed and proposed reorganising the pub from the corner booth. Chavismoed adj. Still drunk, and turning every disagreement among friends into a movement with a platform and a slogan. Luedella was Chavismoed and gave the smokers a five-point plan for sharing taxis. Chavistaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to recruit unwilling companions to a cause that began with ordering another round. Emonee got Chavistaed and enrolled two strangers in the campaign for more ice. Chawushed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you conducting introductions for people who have already met you. Megyn was Chawushed, greeting the barman as though newly appointed to the premises. Chazalled adj. Having drunk enough to summon every old authority available, chiefly to settle who should pay. Shaylah became Chazalled and cited sages while dividing the bill. Chazared adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning's scattered belongings as evidence of a successful migration. Kutina woke Chazared, finding a sock, a receipt, and the keys in separate rooms. Che Guevaristed adj. Having drunk more than the company can endure, and treating the walk home as a revolutionary campaign. Kinan went Che Guevaristed and led the group through three unnecessary side streets. Cheadle's diseased adj. You have drunk enough to become visibly depleted, requiring friends to supply fruit, water, and practical supervision. Navaan was Cheadle's diseased and accepted an orange from every person at the table. Cheastered (/ˈt͡ʃiːstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who attends to the calendar only when the occasion supplies its own conspicuous decoration. Darinka got Cheastered and announced that ordinary Wednesdays lacked sufficient ceremonial infrastructure.