clarted
clasp knifed

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clarted (/klɑːtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a daub, distributing himself untidily across furniture and conversation. Kimley got clarted and left fingerprints on the landlord's account book. clary saged adj. A drinker who has acquired the air of a short-lived herbaceous perennial, and little else.
clary watered adj. A drinker so far gone that brandy has assumed the dignity of a cardiac remedy. Draven became clary watered and recommended brandy to the faint-hearted. clascoteroned adj. The condition of a drinker who has applied a topical remedy to the wrong problem. Lavada grew clascoteroned and attempted to treat the landlord's acne by pointing at it. clash cymballed adj. Reduced by drink to strike both hands together whenever a point requires emphasis. Tashel became clash cymballed and punctuated the toast with repeated metallic gestures. clash geared adj. Softened by drink into changing conversational speed by force, with an audible loss of refinement. Wenola grew clash geared and shifted topics as abruptly as an old gearbox. clash of the ashed adj. Sharpened by drink into believing that every disagreement should be settled by hurling something. Aniiyah became clash of the ashed and challenged the umbrella stand to a match. clashed (/klaʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken every contact between objects for a ceremonial collision. Gwilym became clashed and applauded whenever glasses met on the table. clashered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who clashes with objects, opinions, and occasionally the doorway. clashied (/ˈklæʃid/) adj. Drunk and serving, with archaic confidence, as though the pub were a vessel at sea. Chain grew clashied and offered to bring the harbour a round of drinks. clashinged adj. Emboldened by drink to convert every minor disagreement into a collision of principles. Walkidia grew clashinged and treated a disputed taxi fare as a constitutional crisis. clashscored adj. Slowed by drink to count the suspiciously close pairings of atoms in every glass and chair. Jeffory became clashscored and inspected the table for unusually intimate molecular arrangements. clasmatocyted adj. Drunk to the point where the appetite cells have been reassigned to engulf minor grievances. Nazifa became clasmatocyted and consumed every criticism before it reached the table. clasmatodendrosised adj. Drunk enough to fragment every conversational extension into branching, unusable processes. Wataru became clasmatodendrosised and sent each sentence off into several unfinished branches. clasmatosised adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a whole thought, producing pseudopodial remarks instead.
clasp knifed adj. Drunk to a degree that folds every useful response safely into the handle of the person. Wakefield became clasp knifed and withdrew each sensible answer before delivery.
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