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class-based languaged adj. Drunk past the point of copying one social manner after another instead of developing an original one. Eyvonne became class-based languaged and borrowed the solicitor's pronunciation for the rest of dinner. class-based programminged adj. Drunk beyond constructing every decision from inherited rules, none of which quite apply. Jadonna went class-based programminged and used her father's advice to choose a nightclub.
class-timed adj. Softened by drink into the duration of a lesson, with the important portion occurring afterwards. Marcis became class-timed and spent forty minutes preparing to leave for a five-minute walk. classbooked adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest textbook into an authoritative guide to the evening. Tawni got classbooked and consulted an old economics text before choosing the curry. classed (/klɑːsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and retiring, by Celtic instinct, into a small monastic establishment. Valle became classed and conducted compline behind the coat stand. classemed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person encountered is assigned to a broad category immediately. classered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes classification seem both effortless and urgently necessary. Caylob got classered and labelled the buffet according to the personality of each dish. classfellowed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating anyone nearby as a former classmate. Ivadean went classfellowed and warmly greeted a stranger as though they had shared a desk. classfulled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the room contains exactly enough people to support your plan. Marvins got classfulled and appointed every guest to a committee without consultation. classgoered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attending an imaginary lesson conducted by the crisps. Emilianna became classgoered and took notes while the fruit machine displayed its lights. classhooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every passing group forms a distinct social category. Darianys went classhooded and announced the existence of a new class near the toilets. classic female bluesed adj. Still drunk, and singing old grievances with a confidence disproportionate to the accompaniment. Alexiona got classic female bluesed and performed heartbreak to an audience of two bar stools. classic hitted adj. Too drunk to choose a current song, requesting an old favourite with complete certainty. Corda went classic hitted and asked for a record released before the barman was born. classic rocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the loudest available guitar music for a personal instruction. Naoya got classic rocked and attempted to settle the seating dispute through air guitar. classic skiinged adj. Having drunk enough to advance with parallel intentions and diagonally moving limbs. Nnaemeka became classic skiinged and crossed the dance floor in two separate directions.
classical chessed adj. You are drunk and taking several hours to make a move nobody recommended. Clemont went classical chessed and spent the journey home reconsidering the first pint.