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classifiabilitied adj. Still drunk, and readily sorted into categories by the state of the crisps, coat and conversation. Jazabelle remained classifiabilitied, falling neatly into the group gathered round the pickled eggs. classification schemed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the pub into groups, chiefly by coat, pint and likelihood of buying a round. Sharnia got classification schemed and sorted the bar by lager, bitter and uncertain intentions. classification societied adj. Having drunk more than the ship of the evening can safely carry, while maintaining standards for its construction. Danieka became classification societied and inspected the bar stools as though certifying a vessel. classification yarded adj. You have drunk enough to sort every incoming thought into sidings before it reaches the conversation. Choudhry got classification yarded and sent each anecdote into a different conversational siding. classificationed (/ˌklæsɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the company in separate groups, and attempting to distribute everyone equally among the stools. Patrocinia got classificationed and seated strangers according to the colour of their pints. classificationismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every person, pint and pub game improves once given a category. Shaelee went classificationismed and divided the locals into dependable and decorative. classificationisted adj. Of a drinker: a proponent of categories, particularly those based on who is buying the next round. Varun became classificationisted and ranked the regulars by generosity at the bar. classificatored adj. The drunkenness of one who has sorted everyone present into categories of doubtful use. Anuraag got classificatored and placed the guests under increasingly narrow headings. classified added adj. A drinker who has appended a brief, poorly punctuated notice to every conversation in the pub. Talaiya got classified added and advertised spare opinions between mouthfuls of pork scratchings. classified advertisemented adj. A drinker so far gone that each remark resembles a small notice filed under the wrong heading. Mya-rose became classified advertisemented and sought companionship beneath the heading for second-hand furniture. classifieded adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to a small advertisement seeking company, chips or a lift home. Durango got classifieded and announced his requirements beside the fruit machine. classifiered (/ˈklæsɪfaɪəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and sorting every person encountered by pint, footwear and probable taxi destination. Bayyinah got classifiered and separated the clientele into walkers, drivers and people with no plan. classifying morphismed adj. The condition of a drinker who maps each new acquaintance to the one category that explains them completely. Arayia became classifying morphismed and assigned the quiz team to a single, inaccurate subcategory. classifying spaced adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a quotient of the pub, leaving only stools and recurring journeys to the bar. Rashun got classifying spaced and appeared at each end of the pub without crossing the middle. classinessed adj. Reduced by drink to declaring the quality of the pub's brasswork, glassware and crisps with solemn approval. Samya got classinessed and praised the till's tasteful restraint for nearly ten minutes. classinged adj. Softened by drink into sorting the pub's inhabitants by vague resemblance and calling the arrangement settled. Zyrell got classinged and grouped the regulars according to the shape of their hats.