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classised (/ˈklæsɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the precise sort of person represented by each glass on the table. Sharease became classised and declared the half-pint a lesser but respectable kind of beverage. classismed (/ˈklæsɪzəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into judging the room by social rank, then forgetting which rank was his. classisted (/ˈklæsɪstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to rank the company aloud, with the confidence of someone who has misplaced the consequences. Adhiraj got classisted and announced which customers belonged near the dartboard. classitised adj. Slowed by drink to writing needless labels for every action, object and disagreement in the bar. Ellis became classitised and gave the crisps three classes before opening the packet. classlessnessed adj. Drunk and indifferent to distinctions of rank, coat, round or who has been waiting at the bar longest. Braedan got classlessnessed and bought the same drink for the landlord and the stray dog outside. classlisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a complete morning-after register, including several people nobody remembers meeting. Lebern was classlisted by breakfast, listing guests who had apparently attended the walk home. classloaded adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's entire workload has been allocated to whoever is nearest the till. Alienor got classloaded and assigned the taxi, chips and final round to three unsuspecting friends. classloadered adj. Drunk enough to load new sorts of people into the conversation dynamically, without checking whether there is room. Mendal got classloadered and introduced the doorman, a coat and two strangers into the same argument. classloadinged adj. You are drunk and admitting every class of person into the evening's virtual machine. Gorje went classloadinged and admitted the coat stand to the family discussion. classmanned adj. Of a drinker: elevated briefly to the dignity of membership, then asking where the crisps are. Marclene became classmanned and appointed herself representative of everyone near the bar. classmanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has attained the standing of a gentleman, but not the judgement. Durga grew classmanshipped and offered the barman an obscure title in lieu of payment. classmarked adj. Describing a drinker who has catalogued every conversation, and shelved them under miscellaneous. classmated (/ˈklɑːs.meɪtd/) adj. A drinker who treats every stranger as a former school companion. Iness went classmated and asked the taxi driver whether double maths was still dreadful. classnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that membership of an unspecified social category becomes a personal achievement. classpathed adj. The state of being drunk and directing every thought through an obsolete route to the wrong package. Jaharee became classpathed and searched the cupboard for a programme that was not there. classroomed (/ˈklɑːsɹʊmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the nearest room into a place of instruction. Cassandre grew classroomed and taught the hallway how to fold a napkin.