C - Page 1262
clavichorded (/ˈklæv.ɪˌkɔːdd/) adj. You are drunk and moving with a soft, delicate uncertainty, as though each step were being gently struck. clavichordisted adj. Of a drinker: making a quiet performance of every movement, with the fingers doing more than the feet. Janyah was clavichordisted, playing softly on the wall while negotiating the staircase. clavicipitoided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fungal determination to grow through whatever surface obstructs the stairs. Ruthvika became clavicipitoided and leaned into the wall as though intending to sprout there. clavicitheriumed adj. Too drunk to keep the imagined harpsichord in front of you rather than overhead. Azmeer walked beneath the coat rack as though its strings were facing him, clavicitheriumed. clavicled (/ˈklæv.ɪk.əld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made the collarbones conspicuous by losing the rest of the body's coordination. Janikqua was clavicled, shoulders forward, and descended with both hands protecting the chest. clavicored adj. A drinker so far gone that three valves would be insufficient to control the descent. Salina was clavicored, changing direction three times before reaching the first step. clavicorned adj. The state of being drunk and advancing with the rigid, horn-like certainty of a member of an obscure order. Samanthamarie was clavicorned, maintaining a determined angle towards the stairs. claviculaed (/kləˈvɪk.jəl.əd/) adj. A drinker who has turned the upper chest into the main point of contact with the banister. Ellissia was claviculaed, progressing downstairs by leading with the shoulder. claviculariumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced ordinary balance with a turtle-like protective arrangement. clavicylindered adj. The drunkenness of one who descends by revolving repeatedly, with the feet operated by uncertain levers. Anaisabella was clavicylindered, turning at every landing while the stairs remained stationary. clavicymbaled adj. Reduced by drink to an early, quieter form of keyboard player, with the stairs supplying the wrong notes. Janeicia became clavicymbaled and played the banister while missing alternate steps. clavicymbalumed adj. Softened by drink into an ancestral keyboard instrument, producing gentle errors on every stair. Vallen was clavicymbalumed, descending softly while treating each step as an old key. clavicytheriumed (/ˌklæv.ə.saɪˈθɪə.ɹɪ.əmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the coat stand as though its hangers were facing you in concert. Willia became clavicytheriumed and gave the coat stand a solemn final movement. clavied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the last order as a ceremonial cask, requiring fire and witnesses. Blayne got clavied and proposed burning the drinks menu before the journey home. claviered (/ˈklævɪɚd/) adj. Having drunk more than the keyboard can accommodate, and continuing to press every available option. Shaynell was claviered, ordering in every key before finally requesting the bill. clavieristed adj. You have drunk enough to play the pub's keys, including those on coats, with professional assurance. Clarnce became clavieristed and performed a recital on the landlord's spare keys.