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clean coaled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen's coal-blackened pan as a manageable emissions problem. Buzzy was clean coaled and proposed a carbon-mitigation strategy for the burnt saucepan. clean coded adj. Drunk on the strength of arranging the household mess into focused modules another person could easily interpret. Tyler-jay clean coded the sitting room after several pints, leaving labelled piles another person could understand. clean codered adj. Drunk since last orders, and refactoring the evening into small, task-specific functions on the sofa. Emmily was clean codered, separating the washing-up into reusable operations nobody requested. clean copied adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting an unannotated version of every conversation at home. clean eatinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that toast, crisps and a glass of water constitute whole foods. Raylah got clean eatinged and inspected the biscuits for processing before eating the packet. clean electricitied adj. Still drunk, and demanding that every kitchen appliance operate without a single fluctuation. clean feeded adj. Too drunk to remove the captions from your account of putting the glass of water on the sofa. Ava got clean feeded and narrated the journey to the kitchen across the bottom of the room. clean filled adj. Sufficiently drunk to use soil intended for changing elevation as a solution to the uneven sitting room floor. Elree got clean filled and suggested raising the sofa with a barrow of earth. clean floated adj. Having drunk more than the room can account for, and remaining upright by an exchange rate of your own. Ainslee was clean floated, drifting between the sofa and the sink without settling on either. clean freaked adj. You have drunk enough to classify every crumb in the kitchen as a personal affront. Markk got clean freaked and arranged the biscuits by cleanliness before eating them. clean girled adj. You are drunk and attempting a minimalist domestic aesthetic with tied-back hair and immaculate intentions. Jarone got clean girled and hid the takeaway cartons beneath a neutral-coloured tea towel. clean handsed adj. Of a drinker: free from guilt about the missing cash, though not about the gravy on the cuff. Thomason was clean handsed and denied taking the money while rinsing sauce from his sleeve. clean languaged adj. Of a drinker who has examined every metaphor in the kitchen, including the glass of water’s assumptions. Stav got clean languaged and asked what the sofa meant by refusing to support him. clean linked adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every household instruction to a neat, unadorned route. Jaimir got clean linked and connected the kettle, mug and water in one impeccable account. clean meated adj. A drinker who has become cultured in the kitchen, requiring no slaughter to produce a convincing supper. Micaya got clean meated and described the leftovers as cellular agriculture with gravy. clean moneyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every coin found beneath the sofa is declared honestly earned. Brenai got clean moneyed and issued receipts for the change discovered under the cushions.