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Chelsea pensionered adj. Drunk to the point where ceremonial headwear seems a practical solution. Talajha was Chelsea pensionered and wore a folded menu as a tricorne. Chelsea smiled adj. Describing a drinker who has been smiling for so long and so hard that the expression has taken on a life of its own. Emarie was Chelsea smiled from the second round onwards, grinning at things that had ceased to be funny some time ago. Chelsea tractored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a short journey from an expedition requiring four-wheel drive. Gurbaz was Chelsea tractored and requested assistance crossing the pub car park. Cheltonianed adj. Of a drinker: maintaining the solemn confidence of a schoolboy while negotiating the stairs by geometry. Eufracia came down the staircase Cheltonianed, saluting each banister as though it were faculty. Chemehuevied adj. Of a drinker who has lost the distinction between standing still and gradually changing direction. Wiktor remained Chemehuevied beside the bar, arriving at the same chair from several angles. Chemke syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has made balance a matter of inherited misfortune rather than present circumstance. Billie-beau was Chemke syndromed, swaying carefully while blaming the architecture. Chen primed adj. A drinker who can be divided by exactly two causes, with another round likely to supply the second. Caytlen was Chen primed, blaming the carpet and the cider in equal measure. Chenabied adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from chair to doorway has become a mountain expedition. Jayni was Chenabied by midnight, treating the corridor as difficult country. Cheney syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that even one's bones have withdrawn their support. Mikaiya was Cheney syndromed, lowering into the armchair with unusual respect for gravity. Chennaiited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every straight line into a local traffic problem. Enise was Chennaiited, crossing the hall in three lanes and occupying all of them. Chenouaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a private landscape of the room and cannot find its edge. Yoshiro was Chenouaed, surveying the lounge before attempting its modest threshold. Cheondoismed (/ˈtʃʌndəʊ.ɪzəmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating each wobble as evidence of a larger invisible order. Kelda was Cheondoismed, explaining the staircase's spiritual gradient to the hall table. Cheondoisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every wobble but cannot prevent one. Keona was Cheondoisted, diagnosing each misstep aloud on the way to the kitchen. Cherenkov effected adj. The drunkenness of one who has exceeded normal limits and acquired a noticeable blue radiance. Jaad became Cherenkov effected and shone faintly whenever he passed the television. Cherenkov radiationed adj. Softened by drink into a pale blue emission, chiefly noticeable near electrical equipment. Tyquawn was Cherenkov radiationed and sat quietly beside the glowing television. Cherethimed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the stairs directly, despite their settled numerical advantage. Chhaya was Cherethimed, confronting the staircase with the confidence of a cavalry charge.