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cleaner fished adj. Of a drinker: removing imaginary parasites from fellow customers, usually with a beer towel. Lorenda was cleaner fished, brushing invisible crumbs from strangers' sleeves near the bar. cleaner shrimped adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to removing imaginary blemishes from everyone within reach. Shavon was cleaner shrimped, delicately picking invisible dirt from the barman's cuff. cleaner'sed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub for a laundry and sorts the glasses by stain. Givonni got cleaner'sed and started separating clean pint glasses from those merely less cloudy. cleaner-upped adj. A drinker who tidies the consequences of the round, beginning with glasses nobody asked them to move. Rashauna got cleaner-upped and collected every empty glass before the next round arrived. cleaner-uppered adj. A drinker so far gone that tidying the pub becomes a personal summons. Janivea was cleaner-uppered, sweeping crumbs towards the dartboard with a folded menu. cleaner-upperered adj. The state of being drunk and assuming responsibility for every untidy surface in the bar. Drayvin was cleaner-upperered, polishing the optics while the barman watched in silence. cleanered (/ˈkliː.nəd/) adj. You are drunk and finding employment in every untidy corner of the public house. Lilyannah got cleanered and began wiping tables that were already being used. cleaneressed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed herself to scrub whatever the evening has marked. Dahani was cleaneressed by closing time, rubbing Guinness from the table with her sleeve. cleanerfished adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to groom the regulars and charge them in crisps. Ariam became cleanerfished, removing imaginary specks from every shoulder in the snug. cleanfilled adj. Having drunk enough to treat earth for changing elevation as an entirely reasonable household repair. Wuilmer became cleanfilled and carried garden soil towards the sagging armchair. cleanfluencered (/ˈklinflu.ənsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to recommending household products to strangers between rounds. Dwania got cleanfluencered and demonstrated three uses for bicarbonate of soda beside the hand dryers. cleanhandednessed adj. Having drunk enough to claim blamelessness for every misplaced glass and unpaid round. Paulina was cleanhandednessed by closing time, denying responsibility for the broken ashtray. cleaning agented adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who attacks stains with the confidence of a bar chemist. Mackson got cleaning agented and demanded vinegar for a mark on the dartboard. cleaning fluided adj. Loosened by drink into a sloshing solution best kept away from carpets and upholstered seating. Esbeydi was cleaning fluided, wavering between the mop bucket and the bar like a poor solvent. cleaning ladied adj. Emboldened by drink to address every domestic surface as though it were awaiting inspection. Artjom got cleaning ladied and examined the pub windows for fingerprints between pints. cleaning rodded adj. Drunk and methodically probing the evening for blockages, preferably nowhere near an actual firearm. Kimalee got cleaning rodded and investigated the blocked sink with a skewer from the bar snacks.