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clerk of the piped adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself custodian of every payment, ruling the bar from a nonexistent pipe office. Raelyn became clerk of the piped and recorded each round on a napkin. clerk of the worksed adj. A drinker who inspects the surroundings, discovers imaginary defects and orders immediate remedial work. Daziel went clerk of the worksed and condemned the bar's shelving without evidence. clerk of worksed adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every stair for compliance before permitting yourself to fall on it. Minas became clerk of worksed and rejected the banister for inadequate handrail provision. clerk-aled adj. The state of being drunk and hosting a parish feast whose principal guest is yourself. Klaus grew clerk-aled and announced a parish feast from the corner of the pub. clerkaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every conversation into paperwork and every decision into a filing task. Shahid became clerkaged and assigned reference numbers to the evening's minor disputes. clerkdomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a clerical appointment, and now filing the sofa cushions by seniority. Nachshon got clerkdomed and issued the glass of water its evening instructions. clerked (/klɑːkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat the evening as office work and yourself as its only competent assistant. Delmar became clerked and filed the beer mats according to the time of arrival. clerkeried adj. Drunk since last orders, and still performing careful paperwork beside the cold kettle. Shamik became clerkeried and recorded the biscuits consumed after midnight. clerkessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the kitchen inventory with feminine clerical authority. Nayeri was clerkessed and counted every teaspoon before accepting the water. clerkhooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as an office from which the household must be administered. Marliene grew clerkhooded and assigned Tyquana the difficult task of finding a blanket. clerkismed adj. Still drunk, and reporting the kitchen's disorder exactly as discovered, without judging or doubting it. Kerrington was clerkismed and gave a neutral account of the overturned colander. clerklinessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish scholarship from the notes written on the back of a takeaway receipt. Drake became clerklinessed and cited the washing machine manual as bedtime reading. clerklinged (/ˈklɑɹk.lɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a small and unimportant clerk of the sitting room. Kaille got clerklinged and spent twenty minutes registering cushions at the sofa. clerkly scripted adj. Drunk past the point of making wide, deliberate marks and assuming their decorative authority settles the matter. Joshalyn went clerkly scripted and signed the bill with an unnecessarily sweeping flourish. clerkshipped adj. Having drunk enough to turn the business of reaching the sofa into a recognised household appointment. Deaundra was clerkshipped and scheduled the glass of water for immediate attention. clerocidinned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely accommodate, and beginning to cleave the evening into fragments. Tsvia became clerocidinned and separated the cutlery from its drawer with great purpose.