cleuched
cleversticksed

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cleuched (/kluːxd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a narrow hollow and cannot find the way out. Neilson was cleuched beneath the stairs, where the route home had become theoretical. cleughed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a cleft in the conversation, rather than part of it. Callasandra was cleughed between two arguments and contributed only an occasional nod.
cleusonited adj. Slowed by drink to a basic mineral pace, requiring several minutes to complete the short journey to the sofa. Mohan was cleusonited and crossed the kitchen with geological patience. cleved adj. Having drunk enough to claim the spare room as though it were a private snug. Amalia-ioana went cleved after closing and slept beside the landlord’s spare chairs. cleveited adj. Having drunk more than the crystalline bar can reasonably contain, and still accepting another half. Cleta got cleveited and treated the cloudy tumbler as a geological specimen. clevelandellided adj. You have drunk enough to move in minute circles round the same discarded beer mat. Crist became clevelandellided and orbited the beer mat while explaining its significance. clevelandited adj. Of a drinker: white, layered, and proceeding down the stairs in thin, uncertain sheets. Marneshia was clevelandited beside the banister, pale and arranged in unstable layers. clever arsed adj. You are drunk and explaining the obvious to the barmaid with needless confidence. Crettie got clever arsed and explained how the till ought to be operated. clever clogsed adj. Of a drinker: answering every pub question first, whether invited or not. Kayetta went clever clogsed and supplied the answer before the quizmaster finished reading it. clever dicked adj. Describing a drinker who cannot leave a simple point unembellished or uncorrected. Redina got clever dicked and corrected the chalkboard while waiting for crisps. clever-sticksed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself authority on matters requiring no authority. Drashawn got clever-sticksed and chaired a debate about the proper shape of a pork scratching. cleveralitied (/klɛvəˈɹælɪtɪd/) adj. A drinker who has converted ordinary pub chat into a display of cleverness. cleverclogsed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken unsolicited explanations for useful pub conversation. Cali got cleverclogsed and explained the optics of the optics of the fruit machine. cleverishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that a nearly good idea is delivered as settled wisdom. clevernessed (/ˈklɛvənəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confident that every remark deserves a considered reply. Selassie became clevernessed and annotated the menu as though reviewing a treatise.
cleversticksed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a smart aleck’s contribution to every round of conversation. Charesse became cleversticksed and supplied footnotes to a discussion about pies.