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clibucained adj. The condition of a drinker who has rendered the evening pleasantly insensible, chiefly during the walk home. Kevianna became clibucained before the taxi arrived and forgot which street required entry. cliched (/kliˈʃeɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who can express every profound discovery only in sayings already printed on mugs. Devette, becoming cliched, observed that Rome was not built in a night at the kebab shop. click and collected (/klɪk ənd kəˈlɛktd/) adj. Softened by drink into regarding an online purchase as a personal pilgrimage to the local branch. Balint got click and collected and walked to the shop for a charger ordered from the table. click baited adj. Slowed by drink to attract the room with an alarming claim, then provide very little. click beetled adj. Sharpened by drink into springing upright from the carpet with a small, dignified report. Ashley-marie became click beetled after slipping, returning upright beside the sofa without assistance. click chemistried adj. Emboldened by drink to join small unrelated matters rapidly, reliably, and usually at the kitchen table. Allias got click chemistried and connected the spare batteries to the Christmas lights. click farmed adj. Slowed by drink to repeat one tiny action for very little reward, preferably while seated. Jalend became click farmed and tapped the same silent phone advert throughout the cab journey. click farmered adj. Drunk and managing a large, poorly paid workforce whose sole duty is pressing buttons on your behalf. Paytyn got click farmered and appointed three cousins to like the photograph immediately. click frauded adj. Drunk to the point where every tap, nod, and purchase appears designed to generate a small commission. Vitali became click frauded and charged the household for each button pressed on the kettle. click of deathed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the repeated warning from the machine, and still attempting to save the document. Seandee was click of deathed, ignoring the laptop's fatal clicking to finish an email. click pathed adj. Drunk beyond following a sequence of small choices, each leading confidently to another unrelated page. Kerry became click pathed and reached a gardening forum while trying to order chips. click pencilled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every written correction appear to require a separate concealed mechanism. Ashane got click pencilled and repeatedly extended the same pen before signing the receipt. click reactioned adj. Drunk, with the result that separate remarks join quickly into one regrettable compound. click tracked adj. Drunk to a degree that every movement requires an audible guide, especially the journey to the lavatory. Tolbert got click tracked and followed the microwave's beeps towards the kitchen. click wheelled adj. Drunk to the extent of rotating a small control repeatedly while achieving no further selection. Ava-rai became click wheelled and scrolled through the same three songs until the taxi arrived. click-baited adj. Drunk and attracting an audience with sensational announcements whose substance never quite arrives. Makaylee grew click-baited and summoned the table to hear about a dispute over a coaster.