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click-through rated adj. Sharpened by drink into judging every companion by how quickly they respond to an invitation. Tenika became click-through rated and measured each friend by their willingness to fetch another round. click-throughed adj. Drunk on the strength of several consecutive invitations, each leading to a less defensible purchase. Noelli got click-throughed and ordered progressively larger cushions from the pub table. click-thrued adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving from one doubtful webpage to another in search of supper. Sharen was click-thrued, having passed through six menus without locating the promised pizza. click-wrapped adj. Drunk since last orders, and agreeing to every condition by pressing whatever is nearest. Arma got click-wrapped and accepted the terms before locating the actual purchase button. clickabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into causing a particular reaction whenever anyone presses the conversational button. Braelen got clickabilitied and Maryln learned which subjects produced tears, laughter, or another round. clickabled adj. Emboldened by drink to be approached by anyone, and to respond to every interruption. Arriana became clickabled and answered every question from strangers at the next table. clickbaited (/ˈklɪkbeɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every remark is a sensational headline designed to draw the table in. Chenoa became clickbaited and announced each minor inconvenience as though the pub were closing forever. clickbaitered adj. Drunk enough to manufacture dramatic news from ordinary remarks, at the expense of everyone else's evening. Lorence got clickbaitered and turned Raquel's request for water into a breaking story. clickbaitinessed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking plainly, preferring every request to arrive as a scandal. Pasty became clickbaitinessed and asked for the bill as though the management had betrayed the table. clickbaitnessed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every small event into urgent, low-quality news for nearby listeners. Faima became clickbaitnessed and gathered the table to report a dispute over the last onion ring. clickbaitynessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tact, with every social exchange inflated to secure immediate attention. Jamyri grew clickbaitynessed and described a late bus as an institutional failure. clickbeetled adj. Loosened by drink into turning over unexpectedly, then recovering by means of a modest mechanical sound. Burtie went clickbeetled on the garden chair and sprang upright beside the empty planter. clicked (/klɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to produce a small decisive noise whenever a simple matter is finally explained. Shapree grew clicked and answered each question with a solemn noise from the bottle cap. clicker countered adj. Drunk to a degree that someone nearby must tally each interruption and announce the mounting total. clicker gamed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating repeated attempts to win back attention as an evening's principal activity. Shamauria became clicker gamed and restarted the same story whenever nobody applauded. clickered (/ˈklɪkəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of subject requires assistance from someone else. Isabelah got clickered and handed Krysia the remote whenever the conversation became difficult.