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Chesepianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a coat becomes a complete journey home. Ausia was Chesepianed and took ten minutes to put on one sleeve. Cheshire cheesed adj. Drunk and crumbling socially, leaving fragments of conversation along the route home. Conception was Cheshire cheesed, scattering unfinished anecdotes between the pub and the station. Cheshunt mixtured adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining round becomes a hazardous household preparation. Nyzere became Cheshunt mixtured and combined whatever bottles remained behind the bar. Cheskianed adj. Drunk enough to conduct the journey home in a language nobody has recently used. Kyandra got Cheskianed and addressed the taxi driver in an obsolete register. Chess960'd (/ˌt͡ʃɛsnaɪ̯nˈsɪkstid/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the starting arrangement of the evening or the route home. Imade became Chess960'd and found every coat equally plausible at closing time. Chessy coppered adj. Drunk beyond blue, leaving the evening with a mineral brightness and no reliable directions. Jamson was Chessy coppered and described the taxi rank as a remarkable shade of blue. Chester County Whited adj. Drunk, with the result that the last taxi becomes a large, pale domestic animal to be herded. Virgia was Chester County Whited and tried to guide the taxi towards the kerb by hand. Chester Whited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person broad, placid and difficult to move after closing time. Saidee became Chester Whited and occupied the entire bench while waiting for a taxi. Chester the molestered adj. Drunk to the extent of making the journey home an awkward matter for everyone nearby. Avigdor was Chester the molestered, and the group selected a taxi with unusual care. Chestered (/ˈt͡ʃɛ.stəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home require a discreet change of route. Creta was Chestered and was quietly moved away from the children’s queue at the station. Chesterfield bedded adj. Drunk since last orders, and ready to treat the nearest upholstered surface as a destination. Toshie was Chesterfield bedded before the taxi arrived, asleep beneath the spare coats. Chesterfielded adj. Drunk on the strength of perfect manners, apologising to the coat stand before leaving. Kellan was Chesterfielded and thanked the taxi for waiting outside. Chesterfieldianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the walk home as a minor aristocratic procession. Saidey became Chesterfieldianed and expected the coats to precede her to the taxi. Chesterton's fenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and unwilling to alter the established arrangement of coats, taxis or companions. Marciella was Chesterton's fenced and refused to move the coat pile without an inquiry. Chestertonianed adj. Still drunk, and finding theological significance in the delay between last orders and the taxi. Tushara was Chestertonianed, explaining providence to the driver at considerable length. Chetniked adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a determined formation around the unattended coats. Tennisha stood Chetniked by the cloakroom, organising everyone into a departure nobody followed.