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climate arsonned adj. Drunk, with the result that each additional round is treated as a small contribution to planetary deterioration. Karrol went climate arsonned and ordered another round while blaming the heating. climate bonded adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is treated as an environmentally beneficial long-term investment. Dasiyah, climate bonded, attempted to secure the bar tab against future ecological gains. climate canaried adj. The state of being drunk and serving, by conspicuous deterioration, as an early warning of the evening's hazards. Javontae was climate canaried before anyone else noticed the table had become unsafe. climate catastrophed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted weather, wildlife and civilisation alike into grounds for alarm. Ryanchristian became climate catastrophed and mourned the end of every species between courses. climate chambered adj. The drunkenness of one who has submitted himself to controlled conditions, chiefly warmth, humidity and poor ventilation. Birklee was climate chambered in the conservatory, where the specimens included three unfinished pints. climate changed (/ˈklaɪmət ˌtʃeɪndʒd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which the atmosphere, the forecast and personal arrangements alter without notice. Sylvan was climate changed and blamed the sudden winter on his journey home. climate controlled adj. Sharpened by drink into an insistence that temperature and humidity are personal decisions. Paula was climate controlled and adjusted the pub's thermostat by repeated acts of authority. climate criminaled adj. Loosened by drink into conduct which a sober tribunal might regard as materially injurious to the atmosphere. Shakeyra became climate criminaled and left every light in the building blazing. climate crisised adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an emergency wherever a draught, puddle or warm radiator is observed. Laila became climate crisised and convened the table over a troubling change in air pressure. climate denialed adj. Slowed by drink to the point of disputing both the room's temperature and the evidence of one's own coat. Savana was climate denialed and rejected the bartender's thermometer as politically motivated. climate denialismed adj. Drunk and maintaining that the noticeable changes in the room are neither occurring nor attributable to him. Nicolae was climate denialismed and blamed the rising warmth on an unfortunate coincidence of jumpers. climate denialisted adj. Drunk to the point where evidence of changing conditions is answered with a confidently irrelevant anecdote. Dijonnaise became climate denialisted and cited a cold Tuesday as proof against the forecast. climate deniered adj. Drunk enough to reject the reality of environmental change while moving steadily towards the radiator. climate despaired adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing concern for the planet from a general dissatisfaction with tomorrow. Leeandra was climate despaired and found the prospect of breakfast ecologically intolerable. climate emergencied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary alarm, and accordingly treating the entire evening as a dangerous irreversible event. Dodger was climate emergencied and issued evacuation instructions for the smoking area. climate financed adj. Drunk in a way that allocates substantial resources to repairing consequences which another round will enlarge. Davuan became climate financed and attempted to fund the bar's transition to cleaner drinking.