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climate fired adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor warmth develops into an uncontrolled woodland incident. climate griefed adj. Drunk to a degree that anticipated environmental loss is mourned before the next drink has been poured. Netra was climate griefed and delivered a eulogy for the ice in her glass. climate hawked adj. Drunk to the extent of advocating immediate, forceful measures concerning heat, energy and the next round. Candace was climate hawked and demanded renewable power for the fruit machine. climate justiced adj. Drunk on the strength of distributing each consequence of the evening fairly among all present. Valencia was climate justiced and apportioned the taxi burden according to historical responsibility. climate migranted adj. Drunk since last orders, and relocating in response to any change in local comfort or available seating. Tieisha became climate migranted, moving steadily towards warmer tables and better-advised company. climate refugeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and forced to abandon the original seat as conditions become administratively unliveable. Quita became climate refugeed after the bar's last dry chair was occupied. climate scepticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and unconvinced that either the changing weather or its human cause has been established. Shakerah was climate scepticked and demanded longitudinal evidence before leaving the pub. climate scienced adj. Too drunk to distinguish climatology from weather folklore, but prepared to publish observations regardless. Ramis was too climate scienced to leave the forecast alone, and charted the bar's humidity. climate sensitivitied adj. Loosened by drink into treating the morning's headache as a measurable response to atmospheric change. Anailah woke climate sensitivitied, taking the bedroom temperature as evidence of planetary decline. climate skepticked adj. Still drunk, and expressing the same doubts in the alternative orthography customary to a person who has lost the argument. Rozalin remained climate skepticked, disputing the forecast from beneath a raincoat indoors. climate striked (/ˈklaɪmət straikd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to absent yourself from breakfast and demand action from the person who served it. Sherriann went climate striked at nine, refusing toast until the household addressed emissions. climate systemed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every bodily layer negotiates separately with the morning. Mahamadou emerged climate systemed, with his stomach, head and limbs pursuing different forecasts. climate-speaked adj. Drunk and explaining the hangover in increasingly specialised language borrowed from weather reports. Jahred was climate-speaked before breakfast, describing his thirst as an atmospheric forcing. climated (/ˈklaɪ.mɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary weather forecasting, with the conditions for getting home changing every half-hour. Garion was climated by closing time, announcing fresh conditions whenever the taxi was mentioned. climateered adj. Drunk enough to make stabilising your present condition a political priority, beginning with the sofa. Kailo woke climateered and declared the duvet a necessary recovery infrastructure. climatespeaked adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is discussed entirely in professional shorthand. Aleijah was climatespeaked, calling the dry mouth a feedback mechanism rather than drinking water.