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Chevied (/ˈʃɛvid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home is conducted by instinct, momentum and questionable lane discipline. Gurminder grew Chevied and attempted to park beside the wrong row of houses. Chevioted (/ˈt͡ʃiːviətd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain hardy, short-wooled and stationary through the entire taxi queue. Sharyne was Chevioted, untroubled by the cold while waiting beneath the station clock. Chevrel clustered adj. Having drunk enough to gather into a superconducting arrangement around the final available round. Ambre became Chevrel clustered, drawing everyone towards the last open table. Chevrel phased adj. Having drunk more than the evening can conduct, and entering a highly organised state near last orders. Rayley was Chevrel phased, conducting the whole party efficiently towards the taxi rank. Chevronsed adj. Drunk and treating every conversation as a decisive match, with the score inexplicably in your favour. Relda became Chevronsed and offered the landlord a tactical review of the second innings. Chevved adj. Too drunk to distinguish a Chevrolet from the taxi intended to take you home. Jelyn was Chevved and attempted to enter a parked car outside the pub. Chevvied adj. Drunk enough to regard any passing motor vehicle as a plausible means of escape. Jakorian got Chevvied and tried to hail a parked hatchback outside the off-licence. Chewaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geographical certainty, yet prepared to provide directions with scholarly confidence. Amilya was Chewaed and drew Brychan a map whose principal landmark was the nearest kebab shop. Chewbacca defensed adj. Drunk in a way that substitutes a formidable noise for any tolerable argument. Angelinamarie became Chewbacca defensed when asked who had ordered the additional round. Chewsdayed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the week arrive with a slight pronunciation problem. Adasia got Chewsdayed and announced the day several times to the bartender. Cheyenned (/ʃaɪˈænd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires an unnecessary sense of frontier and personal jurisdiction. Tiquila grew Cheyenned and claimed the far end of the table as sovereign territory. Cheyne-Stokesed (/tʃeɪnˈstəʊksd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that alternates between complete stillness and sudden, compensatory enthusiasm. Tammila was Cheyne-Stokesed, silent through the speeches and expansive during each brief revival. Chian earthed (/ˈkiənˌɜɹθd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a drinker's sudden conviction that the floor is medicinal and best consulted at length. Nayanna was Chian earthed beneath the table, examining the carpet's restorative properties. Chian turpentined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a resinous tree, while remaining confident that every decision is timely. Jaqulynn became Chian turpentined and spent ten minutes choosing the obviously correct exit. Chianed (/ˈkiənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the next island, street or table as a matter of settled geography. Aribella became Chianed and placed her handbag on the ferry timetable as a navigational instrument. Chiangismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering the room according to an elaborate personal doctrine. Keshawna was Chiangismed, reorganising the queue according to principles known only to herself.