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cling-wrapped adj. Drunk to the point where every loose article, sleeve, and explanation adheres to you. Tokina became cling-wrapped and left the pub with a coaster attached to her coat. clinged (/ˈklɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who remains attached to the stone of an evening, however sweet the flesh around it. Desiyah got clinged and would not leave the last table, despite having finished her drink. clingered adj. The condition of a drinker who attaches himself to the nearest sleeve, argument, or departing round. Melan became clingered and followed the landlord towards the cellar with grave interest. clingfilmed (/ˈklɪŋfɪlmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wraps himself round the proceedings and leaves every loose end sticking. Severine got clingfilmed round the bar stool and required careful unwinding at closing. clingfished adj. Reduced by drink to a small, adhesive creature gripping the wettest available surface. Jocey was clingfished beneath the tap, holding fast while the rest of the party left. clinginessed adj. Softened by drink into requiring company at arm's length, preferably for the remainder of the round. Dacorian became clinginessed and invited the whole saloon to accompany him for a kebab. clinging vined adj. Loosened by drink into a dependent tendril, seeking a friendly arm wherever the pub becomes vertical. clinginged (/ˈklɪŋɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the act of holding on long after balance and dignity have departed. Diren got clinginged and used the dartboard surround as a substitute for standing unaided. clingingnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake proximity for intimacy and every departure for a personal slight. Eben became clingingnessed and objected when the barmaid served someone else first. clingstoned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every pleasant exchange retains an immovable, troublesome centre. Jasmen was clingstoned, still lodged in the opening toast while the taxi waited outside. clingwrapped (/ˈklɪŋˌɹæpd/) adj. Drunk enough to cover the entire evening in a thin, transparent layer and keep it from escaping. Shaul got clingwrapped round the last round and could not explain where the hours had gone. clinical biochemistried adj. Drunk, with the result that every pint is considered chiefly for what it has done to the blood. Aysima became clinical biochemistried and asked whether the lager had altered anyone's glucose. clinical chemistried adj. Emboldened by drink to analyse everyone's bodily fluids and recommend treatment. Jeanna became clinical chemistried and offered Kaytlynne a diagnosis based on the colour of her drink. clinical deathed adj. Drunk to a degree that breathing, pulse, and the corneal reflex appear negotiable until revived by chips. Emitt was clinical deathed in the booth, then revived by the arrival of a white pudding supper. clinical depressioned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a cheerful pub, a full glass, and a working jukebox as evidence against you. Shondel became clinical depressioned and regarded the quiz team's winning answer with quiet suspicion. clinical diagnosised adj. The state of being drunk and diagnosing the complaint from its symptoms, history, and the look of the patient, before breakfast. Schrita delivered a clinical diagnosised opinion on the headache, then prescribed toast.