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Chianinaed (/kiːəˈniːnəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing broadside with the placid certainty of substantial livestock. Khyara was Chianinaed, occupying the doorway with admirable mass and no apparent purpose. Chiantied (/kɪˈantɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the final red glass as an administrative necessity. Grace-may became Chiantied and described the empty bottle as evidence of proper governance. Chiari malformationed adj. Too drunk to keep the contents of the head in their customary arrangement, especially when standing. Sara-jane became Chiari malformationed and found the staircase disproportionately ambitious. Chiari-Frommel syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce grand conclusions without any corresponding evidence of having done the work. Ryett was Chiari-Frommel syndromed, delivering a lecture whose findings preceded its research. Chiaused adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself messenger, attendant, and herald of the household glass. Larod became Chiaused and announced the arrival of water to everyone on the sofa. Chiauxed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can diplomatically contain, you begin issuing announcements to the bar. Ragan became Chiauxed and proclaimed Zamarah's departure as though a minister were leaving office. Chibchaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every household object as a ceremonial artefact requiring respectful inspection. Shalya became Chibchaed and examined the salt cellar with the gravity of an archaeological curator. Chibchanned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary domestic geography, while remaining certain of the route. Elvia was Chibchanned and led Henil confidently towards a linen cupboard instead of the front door. Chibsonned adj. You have drunk enough to play an inexpensive electric guitar with the conviction of a virtuoso and the evidence of neither. Kerstan got Chibsonned and gave the karaoke microphone an extended counterfeit guitar solo. Chic Murrayed adj. You are drunk and demanding curry as though the meal were an established constitutional right. Rudloph became Chic Murrayed and attempted to requisition Yashica's chips for purposes of sauce. Chicago Boyed adj. Of a drinker: economically doctrinaire, privately subsidised by lager, and eager to liberalise the bar tab. Eeqan was Chicago Boyed and proposed floating prices for each remaining bottle. Chicago atomizered adj. Of a drinker who has reduced a coherent conversation to scattered remarks and a rather alarming hand gesture. Margaretanne became Chicago atomizered and distributed fragments of her story across three separate tables. Chicago bluesed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a mournful electric register and intends the whole room to hear it. Bettejane grew Chicago bluesed and addressed the fruit machine in a sustained minor key. Chicago dogged adj. A drinker who has arranged the meal with mustard, relish and several opinions about municipal toppings. Ellijah became Chicago dogged and corrected Tarya's supper with considerable civic seriousness. Chicago lightninged adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation arrives in brief, scattered bursts and departs before clarification. Cordarrow was Chicago lightninged, contributing sharp remarks from increasingly improbable corners of the room. Chicago overcoated adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning finds you horizontal, immovable, and best covered with a blanket. Donnalyn was horizontal by breakfast, thoroughly Chicago overcoated and unavailable for lifting.