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clit wadded adj. Softened by drink into an unhelpful household opinion, compact and difficult to remove. Leshon became clit wadded and offered the same view on the dishwasher for an hour. clitambonitidined adj. Drunk to a degree that you address the oldest fossil in the room as a strategic ally. clitared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one small point as the centre of every discussion. Gamaliel got clitared and returned each conversation to a single, emphatic point. clitched adj. Drunk, with the result that the hands close on bannisters, sleeves and strangers before the feet have decided where to go. Siddanth went clitched at the stairs, gripping the rail as though it were trying to escape. clitellated adj. Drunk on the strength of a temporary swelling of confidence, and depositing plans wherever possible. Juwariah got clitellated and left ambitious plans on every table in the pub. clitellumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and secreting a persuasive explanation for every poor decision. Nikima arrived clitellumed, with a fluid account of why the taxi was unnecessary. clitellused adj. Drunk by the third round, and coating each decision in a protective layer of certainty. Lariana became clitellused and announced that the shortcut through the garden was entirely sensible. cliteratied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every opinion in the room as a movement requiring leadership. Zarena got cliteratied and attempted to unite the pub behind a manifesto about taxis. cliteratured adj. Still drunk, and reading ordinary remarks as invitations to construct an elaborate romantic narrative. Lucas was cliteratured and interpreted a request for mustard as a promising overture. clitfaced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a calculated insult from an affectionate description of oneself. Aishani got clitfaced and thanked the bouncer for what was plainly a warning. clitheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to make one bright idea carry the whole evening on its shoulders. Shy became clitheaded and insisted that the missing keys were part of a larger design. clithrophobiaed (/klɪθɹəˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every closed door as a personal challenge to escape. cliticalizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every stray remark into an attached qualification. Rumina got cliticalizationed and added a subordinate clause to the barman's name. clitichooded adj. Drunk and attaching yourself to whatever sentence happens to be nearest. cliticisationed adj. You are drunk and turning every independent thought into a small appendage of the loudest one present. Rhonan was cliticisationed, speaking only in additions to whatever Nyair had just claimed. cliticizationed adj. Of a drinker: every fresh idea has become dependent on the sentence immediately before it. Dorotea got cliticizationed and could no longer begin a plan without borrowing its opening.