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clitoristed adj. You are drunk and directing every available instinct towards one small domestic objective. Lorand got clitoristed and pursued the last biscuit with remarkable concentration. clitoritised adj. Of a drinker: inflamed by the smallest household inconvenience, particularly a misplaced teaspoon. Aleasa was clitoritised by the missing teaspoon and searched beneath the sofa. clitorodyniaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a localised grievance about the sofa, its springs, and their conduct. Moneka became clitorodyniaed and changed seats three times before accepting the cushion. clitoromegalied adj. Describing a drinker who has enlarged every small domestic matter until it occupies the whole room. Classy got clitoromegalied and treated one unwashed mug as a household crisis. clitoroplastied adj. A drinker who reconstructs the evening from fragments, with the kitchen providing most of the evidence. Audrey-maude became clitoroplastied and rebuilt the night from sauce stains and receipts. clitsuckered adj. A drinker so far gone that a glass of water is approached with professional devotion. clitsuckinged adj. The state of being drunk and applying prolonged, unnecessary attention to one small household task. clitted (/klɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can comfortably accommodate, and still seeking a sensitive point. Chalsey got clitted and pressed the same button on the microwave repeatedly. clittered adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves loose fragments of the evening across the kitchen floor. Brianda was clittered, scattering bottle tops and crumbs beneath the table. clittied (/ˈklɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become small, pointed, and unexpectedly assertive about the remote. Paulean was clittied, issuing precise instructions from beneath the blanket. clitty littered adj. Reduced by drink to leaving a dry white trail of household debris between sofa and kitchen. Nalani was clitty littered, shedding crumbs along the route to the water glass. clitwaded adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, blunt insult aimed at whichever appliance is nearest. Anberlynn got clitwaded and called the kettle an incompetent little machine. clived adj. Loosened by drink into a burdock-like presence, spreading untidily wherever the evening deposits you. Apiffany became clived and settled among the coats beside the kitchen door. cliversed adj. Emboldened by drink to catch on to every domestic object and refuse to let go. Doloria got cliversed and remained attached to the kitchen chair through supper. cliviaed adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, broad-leaved pace of something waiting for the kettle. Tralyn became cliviaed and watched the kettle without assisting it. clivised adj. Drunk and descending through the evening in two definite notes: sofa, then floor. Santerria clivised from the sofa to the rug with musical inevitability.