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Chicago pianoed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a heavy, repetitive account of last night's conversation before breakfast. Cameron-lewis went Chicago pianoed, recounting the same exchange while buttering toast. Chicago pizzaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a deep, layered breakfast as structurally preferable to standing upright. Ricquan woke Chicago pizzaed, surrounded by layers of food and unwilling to inspect the base. Chicago principlesed adj. Drunk on the strength of defending every ill-advised opinion as though the breakfast table were a debating society. Joscar arrived Chicago principlesed, prepared to defend his breakfast order against all objections. Chicago schooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the fixed conviction that the headache has educational value. Abrien woke Chicago schooled, having learnt several things about whisky before breakfast. Chicago screwed adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together the next morning by one small, regrettable point. Valeriy woke Chicago screwed, held together by toast and a single sensible decision. Chicago style pizzaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a thick, upside-down arrangement of leftovers for a sound recovery plan. Lyvette produced a Chicago style pizzaed breakfast, beginning with cheese and ending somewhere beneath the sauce. Chicago styled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the morning after with the blunt confidence of heavy machinery. Emmanuelle came downstairs Chicago styled, treating the kettle as industrial equipment. Chicago typewritered adj. Still drunk, and typing a complete account of the evening in short, emphatic bursts to nobody in particular. Pantalion remained Chicago typewritered, sending clipped messages about the missing umbrella. Chicago-style hot dogged adj. Too drunk to assemble breakfast without mustard, relish, peppers, tomato, onion, and a pickle. Mala was Chicago-style hot dogged, insisting that toast required the full range of condiments. Chicago-style pizzaed adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can reasonably contain, with the evening layered beneath a high-edged crust. Eidan woke Chicago-style pizzaed, the previous night compressed beneath a formidable breakfast. Chicago-style relished adj. You have drunk enough to require a bright green accompaniment to every otherwise respectable breakfast. Makhari was Chicago-style relished, applying green pickle relish to eggs with quiet concentration. Chicagoaned (/ʃɪˈkɑː.ɡoʊənd/) adj. You are drunk and waking with no useful account of where the evening ended. Zaire emerged Chicagoaned, unable to place the taxi, the hat, or the final receipt. Chicagoesed adj. Of a drinker: awake among several contradictory accounts of the previous evening, none requiring confirmation. Lazzaro was Chicagoesed by breakfast, offering three versions of the missing bicycle. Chicagorillaed adj. Of a drinker who has become too blunt for the morning's fragile arrangements and too tired to apologise. Moyosoreoluwa went Chicagorillaed at breakfast, moving the toaster without consulting anyone. Chicana studiesed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached as fieldwork, with every stain requiring interpretation. Kairi became Chicana studiesed, examining the tablecloth for evidence of last night's supper. Chicanaed (/t͡ʃɪˈkɑːnəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wakes graciously, despite remembering the evening only in broad and unhelpful strokes. Allani was Chicanaed by breakfast, polite about the missing shoe and vague about its destination.