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clobbered (/ˈklɒb.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and resembling the recipient of a respectable thumping by the time the lights come up. Loisteen was clobbered outside the pub, still arguing gently with the signpost. clobberered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who approaches each minor disagreement as a decisive blow. Emmaly became clobberered and defeated the paper napkin in argument. clobberinged adj. Loosened by drink into regarding a thorough beating as an encouraging administrative outcome. Avigail grew clobberinged and described the failed darts game as a comprehensive victory. clobenfuroled adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a grand discovery, which turns out to be the location of the lavatory. clobenosided adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle, anti-inflammatory objection to being asked to leave. Nayonika became clobenosided and negotiated peacefully with the coat-check attendant. clobenpropited adj. Drunk and releasing every inhibition, particularly the one concerning a second helping of pudding. Anayely became clobenpropited and requested pudding with scientific confidence. clobenzepamed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening becomes antihistaminic in spirit: all excitement subsides before the taxi arrives. Leo-luke became clobenzepamed and fell asleep beside the coat stand. clobenzorexed (/kləˈbɛnzəɹɛksd/) adj. Drunk enough to pursue refreshment with stimulant urgency, though the objective remains a bag of crisps. Hansa became clobenzorexed and conducted a brisk search for crisps. clobenztropined adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the familiar, including the person who has driven you home. Toyana became clobenztropined and thanked the taxi driver for being her sister. clobetasoled adj. Drunk beyond dermatological concern, and applying a serious remedy to an entirely ordinary itch. Frederik became clobetasoled and treated a mosquito bite as a national emergency. clobetasoned adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor blemish into a matter for the clinic, then forgets which blemish it was. Tyski became clobetasoned and sought medical advice for a mark from the table. clobutinoled adj. Drunk, with the result that every cough becomes a public performance requiring a medicinal explanation. Ixel became clobutinoled and offered cough remedies to the entire table. clobuzarited adj. Drunk to a degree that produces calm resistance to every sensible suggestion, including going home. Kaylem became clobuzarited and declined the taxi with courteous determination. clocapramined adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a private psychiatric consultation with the fruit bowl. Antowain became clocapramined and asked the fruit bowl about anxiety. clocharded adj. Drunk on the strength of one’s remaining change, and prepared to spend it on a heroic packet of crisps. Bella-jade became clocharded and begged the vending machine for sustenance. cloched (/klɒʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring protection from the frost of ordinary conversation.