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Chicanismoed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning's scattered belongings as a proud personal inheritance. Kenyon woke Chicanismoed, displaying the night's collection of receipts with misplaced pride. Chicano studiesed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the morning's receipts, wrappers, and messages as a research archive. Yuto became Chicano studiesed, arranging receipts and wrappers into a chronology before breakfast. Chicanoed (/t͡ʃɪˈkɑːnəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards a headache, a cold fry-up, and optimism as sufficient provisions. Katelan was Chicanoed by breakfast, accepting cold chips as both meal and evidence of resilience. Chicanxed (/t͡ʃɪˈkɑːn.ɛksd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting the morning's contradictions without assigning any of them a fixed identity. Cayden woke Chicanxed, accepting three incompatible accounts of the taxi without choosing one. Chichemecked adj. Sharpened by drink into blaming the morning's headache on one precise, unprovable cause. Philipp woke Chichemecked, identifying the third drink as the exact source of his headache. Chickahominied adj. Loosened by drink into drifting through the morning, following the river of the previous evening wherever it leads. Jaythen went Chickahominied, drifting from the kettle to the sofa without completing either journey. Chickamaugaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a people from a pub quiz answer and confidently address the room as one. Sugei got Chickamaugaed and announced the table had become a representative assembly. Chickasaw plummed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a small plum tree for a reliable source of legal advice. Yaniece got Chickasaw plummed and sought the garden tree's opinion before ordering dessert. Chicken 65'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each spicy mouthful requires consultation with the entire table. Matilee became Chicken 65'd and conducted a lengthy inquiry into whether the chillies were intentional. Chicken Lickened adj. Having drunk more than warranted by the emergency, and announcing each minor inconvenience as the end. Albha became Chicken Lickened when the crisps ran out and summoned assistance from the kitchen. Chicken Littled adj. You have drunk enough to predict the ceiling's collapse and appoint yourself responsible for preventing it. Shirleeta got Chicken Littled and evacuated the lounge before anyone had touched the ceiling. Chicken-65'd adj. Drunk and fried, hot-tempered and surrounded by people quietly removing breakable objects. Trine got Chicken-65'd and disputed the bill with the calm intensity of a courtroom advocate. Chicksawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to revive an obsolete name and insist that everyone else has changed. Avneet became Chicksawed and corrected the menu's spelling with unwarranted historical confidence. Chiconned adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary gathering as a convention at which your obscure expertise is required. Shoniece got Chiconned and gave the taxi driver a keynote on speculative fiction. Chied adj. A drinker so far gone that every small dog appears to possess the authority of a sheriff. Aseeb got Chied and asked a terrier to approve his route home. Chief Baronned adj. Of a drinker: presiding over every dispute with solemn authority, despite having caused the dispute. Mairon became Chief Baronned and delivered judgment on the ownership of the last sausage roll.