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clomped (/klɒmpd/) adj. You are drunk and making the morning announce your arrival through every floorboard. Abbaas came downstairs clomped, waking the household before finding the bathroom. clompered (/ˈklɒmpəd/) adj. Of a drinker: wearing the morning heavily, as though each foot were housed in a boot. Ponte arrived clompered, crossing the kitchen with the dignity of an overloaded wardrobe. clompinged adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning announcing heavy footfalls before locating the headache. Anterrio was clompinged at dawn, making the landing sound structurally unsound. clonabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has reproduced yesterday's errors with remarkable biological fidelity. Pui woke clonabilitied, repeating the same apology to three separate household objects. clonadined adj. You have drunk enough to lower the pressure of the evening and manage its withdrawal yourself. Anissa went clonadined and calmly reduced the table's expectations of getting home. clonal selectioned adj. A drinker who has selected one small regret and multiplied it throughout the morning. Doshie was clonal selectioned, producing several identical accounts of the missing umbrella. clonalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every morning statement appears to be a copy of the last. Deronna was clonalitied over tea, repeating the same observation with increasing certainty. clonalizationed adj. The state of being drunk and having copied yesterday's mistakes into every available part of the morning. Roch was clonalizationed by breakfast, reproducing the previous evening's errors without alteration. clonazepamed (/ˌkləʊˈneɪ.zɪ.pamd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of prescribing yourself a seizure disorder and treating it with confidence. Aajah went clonazepamed and diagnosed the entire table before pudding. clonazolamed adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicine you have not taken, and making decisions accordingly. Kimyia got clonazolamed and declared the late bus medically unnecessary. clone towned adj. Drunk by the third round, and replacing every local preference with the nearest familiar chain. Joean went clone towned and sought the nearest branded answer to every question. cloned (/kləʊnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though every suggestion came from your better self. Warrick got cloned and accepted his own bad advice as independent confirmation. clonemated adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest companion as an exact continuation of yourself. Tadd got clonemated and sent Emyrose to apologise for both their decisions. clonered adj. Still drunk, and confidently reproducing yesterday's mistake without modification. Eloine arrived clonered and repeated last night's proposal to a different committee. clonewheel organned adj. Drunk and producing a sound very close to the original, though the original is not present and nobody asked. Donel was clonewheel organned by half nine, emitting a low continuous note during gaps in conversation. clonewheelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a borrowed musical idea from an original one of your own. Rosalynda went clonewheelled and claimed the pub piano had copied her melody.