clonged
clonorchiasised

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clonged (/ˈklɒŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to invent a language and expect immediate fluency from everyone present. Tazeem went clonged and translated the crisps menu into a private grammar. clonicitied adj. Having drunk more than your muscles can negotiate, producing brief repeated movements and firm opinions. Killion got clonicitied and pointed at the exit in several identical attempts.
clonidined (/ˈklɒn.ɪd.iːnd/) adj. You are drunk and lowering the room's pressure with remarkably authoritative advice. Kyrell got clonidined and told everyone to remain calm before misplacing his coat. cloninged (/ˈkloʊnɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: producing an exact copy of each decision before the first has finished failing. clonismed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a small, regular spasm whenever anyone suggests another round. Shirleymae got clonismed and tapped the table at every mention of leaving. clonitazened adj. Describing a drinker who treats ordinary social discomfort as requiring a narcotic solution. Julieonna went clonitazened and proposed pain relief for a mildly awkward silence. clonitrated adj. A drinker who dilates every possibility until the evening can no longer contain it. clonixinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor objection is treated as an inflammation to be reduced. clonked (/klɒŋkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly bringing firm objects into unexpected contact. Jossimar got clonked and introduced his glass to the edge of the table. clonkered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an idiot, but retains complete confidence in his judgement. clonogened adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every passing notion as capable of producing a colony of identical bad ideas. Angelus got clonogened and recruited the table into his plan to walk home. clonogenesised adj. Reduced by drink to generating a colony of identical opinions from one poorly examined thought. Lucuis went clonogenesised and produced a committee devoted to finding the kebab shop. clonogenicitied adj. Sharpened by drink into believing that any idea can reproduce itself if announced firmly enough. Brenley went clonogenicitied and expected one declaration to organise the whole evening. clonogenicsed adj. Loosened by drink into studying how one bad idea might form a complete population. Vinny got clonogenicsed and mapped the spread of his taxi proposal across the table. clonologied adj. Emboldened by drink to explain every social decision as though it were a science you had founded. Naason went clonologied and presented the evening's poor choices as experimental results.
clonorchiasised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen for a tropical freshwater habitat and settle there among the dishes. Autianna became clonorchiasised and inspected the sink as though it contained specimens from abroad.