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Chiehed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any coat, route, or final round offered with sufficient confidence. Azaneth was Chiehed and left last orders wearing a coat several sizes too large. Chiemgauered adj. Describing a drinker who values every purchase as a civic investment and expects gratitude from the till. Chenxi became Chiemgauered and explained to the barman how the round supported local prosperity. Chien wared adj. A drinker who treats every glass as delicate, though the handling becomes less so after last orders. Sophiamae was Chien wared, carrying an empty glass carefully through the crowded coatroom. Chigwellianed adj. A drinker who has appointed himself ambassador to somewhere he has not yet found on the map. Monsserrat got Chigwellianed and introduced herself to the neighbours as the area's new representative. Chihalised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an alternative spelling and sees no need to correct it. Shardonay was Chihalised and signed the bill in two different ways. Chihuahua pined adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a modest conifer for a landmark and planned the journey accordingly. Kaala became Chihuahua pined and used the garden tree as the centre of his navigation system. Chihuahuaed (/t͡ʃɪˈwaʊ(w).əd/) adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining, at unnecessary volume, that you are both smaller and in charge. Adeoluwa became Chihuahuaed and challenged the largest person in the pub to a staring contest. Chihuahuaned adj. Reduced by drink to giving municipal directions with certainty, despite having left the municipality entirely. Chaderick got Chihuahuaned and directed the London bus towards a city hundreds of miles away. Chilaiditi signed adj. Softened by drink into believing the body has rearranged its organs for conversational convenience. Iyla-rae got Chilaiditi signed and explained that her liver was now behind the sofa. Chilaiditi's signed adj. Sharpened by drink into placing the wrong internal arrangement on a diagram and defending it vigorously. Mirabel became Chilaiditi's signed and annotated the menu as though it showed her internal organs. Chilcated adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded neatly into the nearest domestic corner. Climon was Chilcated beside the sofa, folded beneath a blanket with water at hand. Chilcotinned (/t͡ʃɪlˈkoʊtɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every recollection as evidence and every interruption as censorship. Raffaella got Chilcotinned and conducted an inquiry into who had moved the crisps. Childed adj. Having drunk more than a lord's eldest son could reasonably acknowledge while accepting increasingly ceremonial farewells. Lakayden was Childed by last orders, bowing to the doorman as though receiving a knighthood. Children's stick insected adj. Slowed by drink to a patient, angular imitation of a twig, while remaining convinced of perfect concealment. Ellina became Children's stick insected and stood motionless beside the coat rack for twenty minutes. Chile pined adj. Drunk and mistaking a sharply silhouetted tree for an excellent place to begin a new life. Xzavian got Chile pined and announced that the monkey puzzle tree was now his permanent address. Chile saltpetred adj. Drunk to the point where every white residue is treated as a valuable mineral deposit. Carter-jack became Chile saltpetred and began prospecting the salt left on the table.