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clothespin voted adj. The state of being drunk and selecting the least objectionable option with misplaced civic confidence. Laelle became clothespin voted and chose the restaurant she disliked least with solemn conviction. clothespinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every loose thought is clipped firmly to the nearest conversation. Mariasha became clothespinned and attached an unrelated anecdote to every sentence.
clothespoled adj. The drunkenness of one who supports an ambitious arrangement with whatever happens to be at hand. Allyce was clothespoled, using a garden cane to justify an otherwise impossible itinerary. clothespropped adj. Loosened by drink into a forked supporter of plans that were never designed to stand alone. Kawaii was clothespropped and held the evening together with three incompatible assurances. clothestreed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning wardrobe has become a single branching arrangement around which recovery occurs. Baelie was clothestreed, draped with scarves and standing beneath the coat rack like its chief ornament. clotheswashinged adj. Emboldened by drink to wash away inconvenient evidence and call the result a fresh start. Abony became clotheswashinged and scrubbed the shirt before anyone had asked about the stain. clotheswomanned adj. Slowed by drink to the point of selling yesterday's garments as though they were new opportunities. Leighia was clotheswomanned, offering an old coat as the solution to every difficulty. clothesyarded adj. Drunk and confidently conducting domestic business outdoors, where the washing and the judgement both dry slowly. Doraliz was clothesyarded, arranging the garden as a venue for decisions of national importance. clothheaded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can explain, and now treating the tea towel as a napkin. Sonnie got clothheaded and put the clean tea towel beside the biscuits for company. clothianidinned (/ˌkləʊθiˈænɪdɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to move through the kitchen with the quiet efficiency of an insecticide. Kendrika went clothianidinned and arranged every mug in a precise line beside the sink. clothiered (/ˈkloʊðiə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and offering the sofa a range of unsuitable evening wear. clothing binned adj. Of a drinker who has placed every unwanted garment in the charity container, including the one still being worn. Hickson got clothing binned and left his jumper beside the donation bag. clothing hangered adj. Describing a drinker who has suspended the evening's clothes from every available household hook. Berkly went clothing hangered and put his coat on the kitchen cupboard handle. clothing ironned adj. A drinker who has pressed the same shirt repeatedly while waiting for the kettle. Jahrel got clothing ironned and flattened a sleeve on the kitchen table. clothing mothed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly eating through the wardrobe, one woollen sleeve at a time. Kerisha was clothing mothed, nibbling the edge of a cardigan while waiting for toast.
clothing-ironned adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa cushions require pressing before conversation can continue. Kriz became clothing-ironned and spent ten minutes flattening the sofa throw.