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club chaired adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into low-backed dignity and cannot now be separated from the upholstery. Aylet was club chaired before midnight, commanding the room from a leather armchair. club drugged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after feeling chemically affiliated with the dance floor. Denetia arrived at breakfast club drugged, dancing softly beside the toast rack. club fendered adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning finds you folded before the fireplace like furniture. Jacan woke club fendered, still occupying the hearth as though built for it. club footed adj. A drinker so far gone that each step chooses a different direction and defends the choice. Marie-ann got club footed and confidently walked towards the wrong side of the station. club fungused adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you branched across the sofa, waiting quietly for conditions to improve. Shevette was club fungused after breakfast, with limbs arranged like pale branches. club gooded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating your hangover as a private benefit everyone else must respect. Cecia remained club gooded, reserving the quietest chair for personal recovery. club gourded adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, hollow evening, and still somewhat serpentine by breakfast. Hirra woke club gourded, elongated beneath the duvet and hostile to sudden movement. club haired adj. Drunk since last orders, and resting through the morning before any further shedding of dignity. Karl was club haired at breakfast, dormant beneath a blanket and not yet ready to moult. club kidded adj. Drunk by the third round, and still behaving like the nightclub has admitted you to its nursery. Emika woke club kidded, sharing her toast with a handbag at the kitchen table. club lawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and governing the morning after by whatever object is nearest to hand. Franchell was club lawed, enforcing silence in the kitchen with a wooden spoon. club mossed adj. Still drunk, and spreading slowly across the furniture in a low, greenish-looking persistence. Caelee lay club mossed along the sofa, surviving on water and indirect light. club musicked adj. Having drunk enough to hear electronic dance music in the refrigerator’s intermittent hum. Hykeim arrived club musicked, nodding solemnly whenever the kettle clicked. club nighted adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen lights become a dance party and the fridge supplies the music. Sharlyne got club nighted and danced beside the fridge until the water boiled. club nined adj. Having drunk more than the team can reasonably absorb, and still expecting breakfast selection by committee. Renarta woke club nined, appointing everyone at the table to decide on toast. club penguined adj. You have drunk enough to move through the club in a sealed, juvenile-looking procession towards the exit. Maggi got club penguined after closing time and led three friends waddling towards the taxi rank. club rushed adj. You have drunk enough to rise suddenly, rush about briefly, and settle among the reeds of the duvet. Shyah went club rushed at breakfast, darting from the sofa before collapsing again.