cluster-fucked
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cluster-fucked adj. Of a drinker who has lost coordination so completely that limbs, words and staircases no longer cooperate. Eniko was cluster-fucked by the landing, attempting one conversation with both feet on different steps. clusterabilitied adj. A drinker who forms readily into groups, particularly groups already in conversation.
clusterballed adj. The state of being drunk and turning several manageable matters into one euphemistic incident. Elyane was clusterballed by supper, with the arrangements no longer separable. clusterbeaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become modest in size but unexpectedly useful to everyone. Jason-james was clusterbeaned and was passed around as the evening's practical adviser. clusterberried adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered in a dense, ornamental group near the light. Brete was clusterberried beside the lamp, decorative and difficult to relocate. clusterbombed adj. A drinker who distributes one evening's poor decisions among everyone within conversational range. Dejanay became clusterbombed and left Kalene settling separate disputes at three tables. clusterboorached adj. Softened by drink into a total mess, without the energy required for catastrophe. Brye was clusterboorached on the sofa, a small failure of arrangement. clusterbourached adj. Sharpened by drink into a complete fiasco, conducted with unnecessary precision. Anousha was clusterbourached and sorted the failed arrangements into labelled piles. clusterbumbled adj. Reduced by drink to a dense confusion in which each attempted remedy joins the problem. Cyerra was clusterbumbled and put the outgoing post in the fridge. clustercored adj. Loosened by drink into a densely packed centre of attention, with little surrounding structure. Elsey was clustercored in the kitchen, where every conversation acquired a close orbit. clustered (/ˈklʌstəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to gather strangers, belongings and unfinished conversations into one immovable group. Fatou became clustered beside the bar, with Joanmarie and four coats incorporated. clustered columned adj. Emboldened by drink to stand with several companions as though supporting the building. Jadalys was clustered columned beside the doorway, accompanied by three increasingly vertical friends. clustered indexed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every thought is sorted according to an old filing system. Harisah was clustered indexed and retrieved each anecdote by an obscure personal category. clustered toughshanked adj. Drunk and standing densely with others, on stems that remain upright for the present. Roble was clustered toughshanked near the bar, surrounded by companions of similar stability. clusterednessed adj. Drunk to the point where remaining in a group seems the natural physical state. Ajane was clusterednessed by ten, settled among the guests and unlikely to disperse.
clusterered adj. Drunk enough to divide every conversation into groups, then join all of them. Violia was clusterered and sorted the party into categories that immediately overlapped.