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clusterfracked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a series of mishaps from one larger arrangement. Lander was clusterfracked before the taxi arrived, with the evening reduced to one entry. clusterfucked (/ˈklʌs.təˌfʌkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who cannot make speech, balance and direction agree on a single course. clusterfuckeried adj. A drinker who has turned the business of standing, speaking and descending stairs into incompetent chaos. Paislie was clusterfuckeried, requiring two explanations and a steadying hand for the same step. clusterfuled adj. A drinker so far gone that several limbs, words and attempts at balance have formed one unruly mass. Guenther was clusterfuled at the foot of the stairs, surrounded by plans none of which involved walking. clusterfullerened adj. The state of being drunk and enclosed in a hard, inwardly crowded shell of poor coordination. Talyah stood clusterfullerened inside her coat, unable to bend convincingly towards the nearest chair. clustergramed adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby person appears connected to every hesitation and stumble. Diamone was clustergramed on the landing, explaining how each pause depended on the previous one. clusterheaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the principal point at which balance, speech and confusion meet. Jalyssa was clusterheaded at the party, with every uncertain conversation eventually routed through her. clustering coefficiented adj. Softened by drink into a person whose available supports are linked more closely than their thoughts. Ferdie became clustering coefficiented beside the stairs, joining handrail, wall and friend into one support network. clustering illusioned adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing deliberate patterns in random stumbles, pauses and misplaced steps. Masatoshi was clustering illusioned, insisting that everyone on the stairs was missing alternate steps by design. clustering keyed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose balance has misplaced the values required to access standing. Havard was clustering keyed beside the sofa, repeatedly entering the wrong posture for getting up. clusteringed adj. Reduced by drink to collecting against nearby furniture, people and walls whenever movement is attempted. Shukri went clusteringed along the corridor, acquiring a chair and two doorframes on the way out. clusterinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become associated with both collapse and an oddly persistent wish to continue. Gianna was clusterinned by midnight, repeatedly recovering her balance only to lose it more thoughtfully. clusterisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to gather every available person before attempting a descent that plainly requires one person. Destainy went clusterisationed at the landing, recruiting the household for a two-step expedition. clusterizationed adj. Slowed by drink to forming groups wherever standing, walking or finishing a sentence ought to happen. clustermapped adj. Drunk and charting the room by its furniture, with the stairs marked as an uncertain region. Anacia went clustermapped after supper, tracing a cautious route from chair to bannister. clusterogramed adj. Drunk enough to map the dependence between conversations, handrails and unsuccessful attempts at stairs. Francies was clusterogramed, demonstrating that the argument, the bannister and the missing step were interdependent.