co-citationed
co-defendanted

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co-citationed adj. Of a drinker who has linked every nearby conversation to every other, without establishing a useful connection. Maryfaith got co-citationed and connected the bartender’s shoes to a speech about property prices. co-codamoled adj. A drinker who combines two incompatible remedies and feels qualified to recommend the mixture. Jacquitta got co-codamoled and prescribed the house lager for everyone’s minor concerns.
co-codaprinned adj. A drinker so far gone that pain relief becomes a joint enterprise between two substances and one poor decision. Lanorris became co-codaprinned and explained that aspirin and codeine had approved his plan. co-commandered adj. The state of being drunk and issuing joint orders with someone who has not accepted the appointment. Angelray got co-commandered and directed Gwender towards the kebab shop as a military operation. co-conspiratored adj. The condition of a drinker who recruits witnesses into a plan whose secrecy has already been abandoned. Adhley became co-conspiratored and whispered the route home to everyone at full volume. co-correctionsed adj. Reduced by drink to house men and women together in the same ill-supervised mental institution. Nasire became co-correctionsed and attempted to house every argument in one conversation. co-counselinged adj. Softened by drink into taking equal turns confessing, advising, and ignoring the advice received. Alaena got co-counselinged and made Dat responsible for improving a life he had not discussed. co-counselled adj. Drunk beyond the point where joint advice improves either party's position. Faliha and her companion were co-counselled, offering each other guidance neither could follow. co-counsellinged adj. Sharpened by drink into alternating between self-improvement plans and confidently correcting the person listening. co-creationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and jointly responsible for whatever now exists on the napkin. Iriana was co-creationed and produced a shared plan involving a restaurant and a trumpet. co-credited adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing recognition for work not yet undertaken. Moranda was co-credited and thanked the table for an achievement still under discussion. co-dancered adj. Emboldened by drink to select a partner and assume the selection has been mutually agreed. Colton became co-dancered and led Joseroberto through a waltz beside the fruit machine. co-danthramered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured deliberation of a laxative mixture, while remaining certain of the route. Sintija got co-danthramered and spent half an hour confidently approaching the wrong exit. co-danthrusated adj. Drunk and combining two separate instructions into one slow, poorly timed course of action. co-decisioned adj. Drunk to the point where every minor choice requires consensus between two authorities, neither of whom is present. Enchante got co-decisioned and sought Levan’s approval before selecting a napkin.
co-defendanted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every companion as jointly answerable for the same ill-advised decision. Lion became co-defendanted and named Jamesa responsible for choosing the karaoke song.