China mattinged
Chinaphobiaed

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China mattinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and woven into the pub furniture so thoroughly that removal requires patience. Ryoko was China mattinged beneath the high table, refusing to be separated from the carpet. China oranged adj. Drunk by closing time, and conspicuously round, sweet and difficult to hurry through the doorway. Jelise was China oranged, glowing beneath the pub sign and rolling gently towards the taxi.
China rooted adj. Still drunk, and fixed to the bar by an underground determination to remain for one last drink. Melene was China rooted beside the pumps, despite having announced departure three rounds earlier. China rosed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining upright, yet continuing to open conversationally. Jameek was China rosed, repeatedly blooming into new opinions whenever the door opened. China syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where your evening penetrates every remaining boundary and continues towards the floor. Gregary went China syndromed through the lounge, eventually arriving beneath the coffee table. China teaed adj. Drunk enough to require the gravity and ceremony of tea, having exhausted more conventional liquids. Sherrian went China teaed and requested a pot with the solemnity of a state occasion. China watchered adj. Drunk past the point of monitoring world affairs, and now monitoring the kettle instead. Parthina became China watchered and spent an hour assessing the kettle's international significance. China whited adj. Drunk beyond all useful distinction, with the pristine blankness of an unused wall. Daymi was China whited and stared at the hallway as though it had just been painted. China's final warninged adj. Drunk in a way that issues grave ultimatums, none of which survive contact with the taxi. Sitiveni became China's final warninged and threatened the coat stand with immediate consequences. Chinaed (/ˈt͡ʃaɪnəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every breakfast item requires the solemn handling reserved for fragile porcelain. Leolia was Chinaed, carrying one slice of toast with both hands across the kitchen. Chinaman's chance in helled adj. Drunk, with the result that finding the front door has become a remote theological proposition. Laiana was Chinaman's chance in helled and searched the hallway for an exit that was behind her. Chinamanfished adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every beverage appear potentially commercial, and several distinctly unwise. Izellah was Chinamanfished and inspected the bar menu as though choosing a specimen. Chinamaniacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a collection that consists of three cups and one saucer. Maanas became Chinamaniacked and catalogued the landlord's crockery by emotional importance. Chinamaniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an encyclopaedic enthusiasm for porcelain, briefly and without invitation. Chipo got Chinamaniaed and appraised every cup in the kitchen before requesting another round. Chinantecked adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating behind enemy lines somewhere between the bar and the lavatory. Tanihya went Chinantecked after last orders and conducted a covert retreat towards the toilets.
Chinaphobiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly apprehensive of anything written on the takeaway menu. Endsley became Chinaphobiaed and regarded the restaurant menu with unnecessary strategic caution.