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co-fathered adj. Reduced by drink to appointing the kettle and the sofa joint guardians of the evening. Braeden was co-fathered, asking the kettle to keep an eye on his water. co-feoffeed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim joint tenure of the sofa, despite holding no title beyond the takeaway receipt. Avitaj became co-feoffeed and declared the sofa jointly held, on the strength of a takeaway receipt. co-firinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which several breakfast cravings burn together and none can be extinguished. Hemanth was co-firinged, demanding toast, coffee, and something unmistakably greasy. co-fluampiciled adj. Sharpened by drink into combining two household cures, neither of which is likely to assist the morning. Lavontae was co-fluampiciled, alternating water and an unnecessary tablet beside the sink. co-flumactoned adj. Loosened by drink into making repeated, unhurried journeys between the sofa and the lavatory. co-foundered adj. Softened by drink into sharing responsibility for an enterprise nobody sober would have approved. Husaina got co-foundered and launched a business with the stranger beside her. co-fusioned adj. Emboldened by drink to join incompatible kitchen items permanently, preferably while warm. Harliee became co-fusioned and attempted to unite the saucepan with the draining board. co-grandfathered adj. Drunk and assigning the glass of water a shared senior role in the family. Warrine was co-grandfathered, introducing the water to the sofa as an old family friend. co-grandmothered adj. Drunk to the point where every cushion receives advice about warmth, manners and bedtime. Jerral was co-grandmothered, tucking a blanket around the sofa and reprimanding the draught. co-grandparented adj. Drunk enough to make the sofa and the kettle jointly responsible for tomorrow's household arrangements. Valynn was co-grandparented, asking the sofa and kettle to discuss breakfast. co-hosted (/kəʊˈhəʊstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the sofa is furniture rather than a fellow host. Aziriah became co-hosted and introduced the sofa before offering guests water. co-husbanded adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the sofa from a second spouse, and consulting both about bedtime. Hanlee was co-husbanded, seeking permission from the sofa before fetching water. co-hyponymed adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed adjacent meanings on equal footing and refuses to distinguish between them. Arhonda was co-hyponymed, using neighbouring terms interchangeably throughout an otherwise serious discussion. co-in-lawed (/koʊˈɪnlɔːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the person carrying water seem related through an unnecessarily distant marriage. Tonisia was co-in-lawed, thanking the neighbour as her daughter's husband's brother's wife. co-incinerationed adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's kitchen rubbish is treated as fuel for today's supper. Jung was co-incinerationed and tried to warm the soup with yesterday's takeaway cartons. co-inductioned adj. The condition of a drinker who reasons in circles from the glass of water to the sofa and back again. Toshiharu was co-inductioned, using the water to prove he should remain on the sofa.