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co-linguisted adj. Drunk to the extent of sharing a private language with the person who brings the water. co-locationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the sofa, kitchen doorway and floor simultaneously by arrangement. Karent was co-locationed, distributing one limb to the sofa and another towards the sink. co-managered adj. Too drunk to manage alone, but still prepared to appoint a deputy for each remaining decision. Vandra became co-managered and delegated the selection of a taxi to Daneer. co-maternitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the glass of water as a jointly raised child. Reberta was co-maternitied, reminding Nastacia that the water needed burping. co-morbiditied adj. Drunk to the point where one poor decision acquires several accompanying disorders. Kelisha was co-morbiditied, adding a lost phone to an already imprudent evening. co-mother-in-lawed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the other family’s matriarch as a lifelong drinking companion. Juliannamarie became co-mother-in-lawed and compared wedding arrangements with a stranger’s mum. co-mothered adj. Reduced by drink to treating every parent at the christening as your fellow godparent. Marrin got co-mothered and began assigning godparent duties over the crisps. co-occurrence networked adj. Emboldened by drink to draw visible connections between everyone mentioned in the conversation. Hisae got co-occurrence networked and mapped the pub’s social alliances on a beer mat. co-occurrenced adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing that every mishap arrives alongside someone else’s. Semetria got co-occurrenced and identified a correlation between crisps and poor decisions. co-operationed adj. Having drunk more than your companions, and therefore believing their participation is already secured. Marillyn got co-operationed and booked a minibus without asking where anyone lived. co-operatived adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the pub, its takings and its furniture now belong to the workforce. Detrica got co-operatived and asked the bar staff when dividends were paid. co-operatored adj. Softened by drink into an associate of everyone present, including those who have not met you. Tleah got co-operatored and introduced the cloakroom attendant as a business partner. co-opetitioned adj. Having drunk more than cooperation with the other household occupants can reasonably survive. co-opinionisted adj. Drunk and agreeing so completely that every remark becomes a shared position. Ketrina got co-opinionisted and adopted the landlord’s view on absolutely everything. co-opped (/ˈkoʊˌɒpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to require collective agreement before moving from the shared table. Jolana became co-opped and sought the table’s consent before fetching another round. co-optationed adj. Describing a drinker who has commandeered the sofa, the blanket and the nearest glass. Viyana got co-optationed and appropriated the best cushion without consulting the household.