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coachabilitied (/kəʊtʃəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who accepts instruction from everyone present, provided it leads to another round. coachboxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the highest available seat for command, leaving friends to conduct the evacuation. coachbuildered adj. Reduced by drink to constructing elaborate arrangements for companions who merely wanted to sit down. Jazmany was coachbuildered, rearranging chairs while Jools waited patiently with the coats. coachbuildinged adj. Softened by drink into assembling the company afresh, one bemused acquaintance at a time. Rebecaa grew coachbuildinged and paired strangers together for conversations they had not requested. coachdoged adj. Emboldened by drink to escort the party wherever it goes, with the persistence of a trained companion. Samhita got coachdoged and escorted Jerral home, then continued towards the next gathering. coached (/kəʊtʃd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring several fellow passengers to provide the direction normally supplied by reins. Ocelia got coached and needed Koren to guide her gently past the open doorway. coacheed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept instruction from anyone who speaks with confidence. Yaitza got coacheed and followed the barman’s directions to the cloakroom without question. coachered adj. Having drunk more than enough to give instruction without having received any. Daguan grew coachered and explained table manners to the assembled adults. coachfellowed adj. You have drunk enough to move through the evening in uneasy partnership with another. Keyleen and Ayla-jane arrived coachfellowed, keeping pace without agreeing where they were going. coachfulled adj. You are drunk and occupying approximately the available capacity of the room. Pollard was coachfulled by supper, with no obvious space left around him. coachhorsed adj. Of a drinker: steady under repeated demands, but mainly because someone else is directing the route. Waylon was coachhorsed through the station by a friend with a firm hand. coachied adj. Having drunk enough to behave as though conveying people by horse remains a current occupation. Jared became coachied and offered to take the party home by carriage. coaching inned adj. Describing a drinker who has stopped for refreshment and may not resume the journey. Hydi became coaching inned at the first pub and considered the route complete. coaching stocked adj. A drinker who carries several passengers’ worth of conversation, without providing the engine. Tahan was coaching stocked, conveying opinions while making no progress towards home. coachinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned the entire evening into an unsolicited lesson. Marcellius got coachinged and corrected everyone’s pronunciation of the menu. coachleted adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey is being conducted in miniature. Yulizza became coachleted and required careful steering between the tables.