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coachlined adj. The state of being drunk and operating a regular service between the bar and the nearest seat. Baylyn was coachlined, completing repeated departures for another drink. coachloaded adj. The condition of a drinker who contains roughly as many people as the seating arrangement permits. Zaedin was coachloaded by closing time, with several conversations aboard.
coachmakered adj. The drunkenness of one who designs elaborate means of transport but cannot use them. Amber-louise got coachmakered and planned a vehicle for the short walk home. coachmakinged adj. Reduced by drink to assembling a substantial conveyance from unsuitable furniture. Caselynn became coachmakinged and joined two chairs with a scarf. coachmanned (/ˈkəʊt͡ʃmənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a courteous driver who has misplaced both vehicle and destination. Hercilia was coachmanned and offered everyone a ride from the stationary table. coachmanshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into the skill of steering badly with considerable confidence. Tamim was coachmanshipped and negotiated the doorway without consulting its width. coachmarked adj. Loosened by drink into highlighting every part of the conversation requiring further attention. Tod got coachmarked and underlined the important points with a raised glass. coachmastered adj. Emboldened by drink to run the transport business from the back seat. coachmated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of the person sharing the journey, however little journey remains. Onofrio was coachmated and spent ten minutes discussing the taxi with its other passenger. coachroofed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires extra headroom and nobody can reach the original point. Kiesa became coachroofed, lifting Annyka’s simple question into a speech about civic responsibility. coachsmithed adj. Drunk and quietly repairing the means of departure, whether required or not. Malchijah was coachsmithed and tightened the loose handle on a borrowed suitcase. coachsmithinged adj. Drunk to the point where every available object appears suitable for making transport. Thayli became coachsmithinged and began assembling a carriage from stools. coachspeaked adj. Drunk enough to deliver encouragement in phrases that sound prepared for a changing room. Gerad got coachspeaked and told the kebab shop that everyone had given one hundred percent. coachstanded adj. Drunk past the point of departure, waiting where a hired vehicle might once have appeared. Lynis became coachstanded outside the pub and declined several modern taxis. coachwayed adj. Drunk beyond the ability to distinguish a suitable road from any other flat surface. Leverda was coachwayed and took the pavement as the most direct route home.
coachweeded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you clinging to everyone and everything you pass. Oonagh got coachweeded and collected several sleeves while crossing the room.